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34 M Grandville, MI

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 19
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type

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My self-summary
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I used to do stand-up, but I got tired so I sat down. I work in retail and sales, I'm also in management. I'm a musician, I play guitar and have toured West Michigan performing. I coach and play sports. My favorites are softball/baseball, hockey, volleyball, soccer, and disc golf. Love the outdoors but I hate winter. I can spend hours at a park or zoo. I like rollerblading or even a long walk. Board games, food, and drinks is an epic night. I am the eldest brother to 5 siblings. I believe in the little things. I am Bryan. I am awesome. I am Legendary.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work three jobs. I manage my own store. I play guitar and have played a few gigs in my days. I also coach and play sports. I just do my thing and stay as busy as possible. No rest for the wicked I guess. Otherwise I play mild-mannered Bryan by day, and awesome at night. Wait, I'm not mild-mannered!?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Breathing. I can do it with my eyes closed even! I rock board games and trivia. Pool shark. Like billiards, not Jaws in your above ground. I excel at softball. I also whip up some tasty dinners. I'm also good at being goofy for a good laugh. I dance terribly while I cook and make strange faces. Or I tell terribly bad jokes. To live and laugh, and love, you must pay the fool. Also, I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably that I'm a dude. That I have a year round tan. My long eyelashes. Or my cheesy grin. Or sadly how I could be a stunt double for Taylor Lautner. That hack stole my face and makes bad Twilight movies with it! I may come off pensive or even stoic at first, I'm a thinker. I'm always analyzing every word and action. It's a curse.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm an entertainment junkie. I love books by Chuck Palahniuk, Neil Gaiman, and Angela's Ashes is amazing. As is Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Catcher in the Rye is my all time favorite book. I own over 400 dvds, I'll watch most any movie. Action, comedy, drama, suspense, romance, Disney/Pixar, Horror, you name it. Some of my favorites are Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Inception, Shaun of the Dead, Boondock Saints, Groundhog Day, Love Actually, Across the Universe, Once, The Mexican, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Iron Man, Batman, Losers, Pirates of the Caribbean, Serenity, Drive, London Boulevard, In Bruges, Seven Psychopaths, James Bond, 500 Days of Summer, Much Ado About Nothing, Man of Steel and Role Models. My music taste is a bit different. I wouldn't say I'm "indie," but I definitely hate the radio. My favorite bands would be, Weezer, The Beatles, Jack's Mannequin/Something Corporate, Butch Walker, Jimmy Eat World, Mumford and Sons, Bon Iver, Of Monsters and Men, The Lumineers, The Script, Snow Patrol, The Swell Season, Flogging Molly, Ed Sheeran, The Civil Wars, Landon Pigg, and Kings of Leon. Food, I love to cook. I just never cook for myself. I just don't care for seafood. Mexican, Chinese, Italian, or a good burger reign supreme. Television, I don't even have cable, but I love Firefly, How I Met Your Mother, House, Psych, Burn Notice, Dollhouse, The Walking Dead, and Supernatural.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Love
2. Friends
3. Family
4. Music
5. Laughter
6. Great Wine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I would react if I saw an amputee being hung, would I just call out letters?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The only thing typical about my Friday nights, is it's Friday, it's night, and I'm being awesome. I could be found at a bar, coffee shop, theater, home in front of the tv, or possibly out with you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I just pretend I know what I'm doing, always.
You should message me if
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You like geeky things like Firefly. Or if you know who The Civil Wars are. If you want to sing along to some music, play sports, or take in the sites of West Michigan. And if for some reason, you believe, this could be the beginning of a new chapter.