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34 Grandville, MI Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:05am
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Sales / Marketing
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I used to do stand-up, but I got tired so I sat down. I work in retail and sales, I'm also in management. I'm a musician, I play guitar and have toured West Michigan performing. I coach and play sports. My favorites are softball/baseball, hockey, volleyball, soccer, and disc golf. Love the outdoors but I hate winter. I can spend hours at a park or zoo. I like rollerblading or even a long walk. Board games, food, and drinks is an epic night. I bought a gym membership and a Fitbit and have seen a healthy change in my body. I also bought a mandolin to learn to play. I am the eldest brother to 5 siblings. I believe in the little things. And blah, blah, other useless info.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Breathing. I can do it with my eyes closed even! I rock board games and trivia. Pool shark. Like billiards, not Jaws in your above ground. I also whip up some tasty dinners. I'm also good at being goofy for a good laugh. I dance terribly while I cook and make strange faces. Or I tell terribly bad jokes. To live and laugh, and love, you must pay the fool. Also, I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That my boobs are real. Or honestly, I always here, "anyone ever tell you, you look like that guy from Twilight?" It's because of that, I'm always taking photos with strangers where ever I go.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm an entertainment junkie.

Chuck Palahniuk, Neil Gaiman, Angela's Ashes, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Game of Thrones. Catcher in the Rye is my all time favorite book.

Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Inception, Shaun of the Dead, Boondock Saints, Groundhog Day, Love Actually, Across the Universe, Once, The Mexican, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Iron Man, Batman, Losers, Pirates of the Caribbean, Serenity, Drive, London Boulevard, In Bruges, Seven Psychopaths, James Bond, 500 Days of Summer, Much Ado About Nothing, Man of Steel, About Time, and Guardians of the Galaxy.

Weezer, The Beatles, Jack's Mannequin/Something Corporate, Butch Walker, Jimmy Eat World, Mumford and Sons, Ben Howard, Kodaline, Of Monsters and Men, The Lumineers, Lily & Madeline, Snow Patrol, The Swell Season, Flogging Molly, Ed Sheeran, The Civil Wars, Landon Pigg, You + Me, Lilly Allen, ZZ Ward, and Kings of Leon.

Mexican, Chinese, Italian, Burgers, Steak, Potatoes, Cookies, Pho, Breakfast, and Ice Cream.

Firefly, How I Met Your Mother, House, Psych, Burn Notice, Dollhouse, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Gotham, Scorpion, Breaking Bad, Arrow, Dexter, and Survivor is my guilty pleasure.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Besides the essentials...
1. Music
2. My guitars
3. Books and movies
4. Warm sunny days
5. Superman Ice cream
6. Home
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I would react if I saw an amputee being hung, would I just call out letters?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's no such thing as typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I just pretend I know what I'm doing, always.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Here's the scoop. I'm not all these other people who are gonna say you must be this height, this build, this color eyes, like this, do that... I don't narrow down my search. I'm open to whatever intrigues me.

Secondly, if I message you, I'll try to read your profile, but I would rather discuss all those getting to know you questions through conversation. And even though this is online dating, I treat it like any meeting. I don't care what your profile says, I'm not gonna rack my brain for something clever to say to get your attention. You shouldn't have to, in order to message me either. Like real life, I'm gonna message you because you caught my eyes. Then I'll see if you have a personality. Quit making people practically beg for you and jump through hoops. It's no wonder you're all single.