First of all I'm not a narcissistic douche cause I have my shirt off. If you wanna date a fat dude that's awesome. Just letting you know what your signing up for. False impressions suck.

I'm from Alabama. I've been in Portland about 4 years. I've been told I have an accent. I work at a gym as a fitness instructor and as a personnel trainer and I do construction on the side. I enjoy going to the park for tennis and disc golf. I also like Cross fit and Kite boarding.
I'm looking for a girl to hang out with and have fun. If it leads to more that'd be dope. Ethics and morals are a plus. One night stands can be fun too but kinda counterproductive in the grander scheme of things. Cause I do want a wife and kids one day if people still do that sorta . A couple of my better qualities are that I'm not prejudice and I can cook.
I like to meet new people and do new things. I don't think anybody can really get to know another person from messaging so don't be alarmed if I get to the point by asking if you wanna meet up for food or drinks or something. I just feel like I'm kinda wasting time when I'm in front of this picture box.

I work and play

Making people feel at ease, and having fun

my awesome breath and upstanding demeanor?, my accent sometimes too.

The last book I read Scar Tissue and before that was Life of Pie. And that was a few months ago. I should make time to read more I guess. I like modern family, Always sunny, breaking bad, Parks and recreation, Office, Workaholics, and other funny programs. I like all kinds of music pretty much. Everything from Oh land to Die Antwoord to Widespread. I am from the south. I like most all food. I cook well. Not a picky eater. It's a toss up between pork ribs and steak as my fav.

women, food, love, drawing blanks...

my future
my past
family
food

Trying to find the girl of my dreams and failing miserably

Nothings private with me.

you were born a girl, not a prostitute, you have have nice things to say and are gonna wanna do more than just chat on here forever