Let's get this show on the road, people! I should be going through my first divorce by now...As a late bloomer, you can trust my personality is well-developed. I live my life in the "slow lane" - work soft and play soft. I'm contemplative, curious and take joy in the mundane. I value experiences and relationships over places and things.
What I’m doing with my life
hand-talking, improv-acting, stern-show-listening, culture-jamming,
tread-mill-running, non-fiction-book-reading, people-observing, and
I’m really good at
...making rice in my rice-cooker. It is both an art and a
I also consider myself something of a bagel connoisseur.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've had people tell me I remind them of Dr Cuddy on House. Ya think??
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Howard Stern (daily since 1993), Rachel Maddow, Bill Maher, coffee-flavored coffee, documentary films, It's Always Sunny, hip-hop (Jedi Mind Tricks, Immortal Technique, Mr. Lif, Aesop Rock, Action Bronson, etc) I like some indie stuff (Neutral Milk Hotel, Built to Spill, Raveonettes). Shout-out to Jethro Tull. Shout out to NoFx.
I read a lot of non-fiction (Malcolm Gladwell, Naomi Klein, Howard Zinn, Noam Chomsky, Michael Pollan) but I love stories by David Sedaris, Dave Eggers, Phillip Roth, and of course, Charles Bukowski.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...how much time I spend thinking.
On a typical Friday night I am
maxin' and relaxin'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I FIFO my cans of cat food.
I have a crush on Anonymous.
You should message me if
...you are so inclined. I'm friendly.
However, if your profile picture is of you showing off your guns,
your arms, or your car - I may not respond.