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My self-summary
If you're familiar with Myers-Briggs, I'm an INTP. So yes, I'm the awkward introvert type.

I prefer to show my affection through gestures - especially love cooking for others.

My best friend and cuddle buddy is my cat.

I spend a lot of my free time reading whatever I can get my hands on. Writing interests me, but I'm a master procrastinator.

I love to run and go for walks. Buffalo Bayou is my place.

N64. Any game related to Mario. If you love Super Smash, then you already found the key to my heart.

I love to pop a squat on the couch and enjoy the dangers HBOGO and Netflix have to offer - hopefully with a bottle of wine and white-cheddar popcorn.

I love everything about tattoos and I want more.

I'm also really indecisive and it's absolutely my least redeeming quality.
What I’m doing with my life
Honestly, probably sitting home with my cat drinking cheap Cabernet.

I spend my days trying to convince a bunch of kids that geometry is awesome by forcing two-column proofs upon them.

Furthering the American obesity epidemic by recreating those ridiculous 30-second video "recipes" of disembodied hands pouring small bowls of crap into bigger bowls of crap.
I’m really good at
Grammar. Math. Cooking. Organizing. Having a good time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm really quiet around new people - so probably that. But don't worry, I warm up quickly (if I like you).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Recent reads: Middlesex, And The Mountains Echoed, Flowers For Algernon, The Leftovers, The Bone Clocks, Paper Towns.

Movies: Things I've recently watched and loved: Her, The Master, Interstellar, The Theory of Everything. I loathe everything about Will Ferrell.

Music: I'm lazy and let Apple Music tell me what to listen to. I'm a sucker and totally love T-Swift though.

Food: Hoagies give me life, cheese is everything, pizza and ranch is Allah. Sometimes I cook healthy crap too.
The six things I could never do without
I don't like being limited.

friends, family, food, books, cheese, travel, gin, wine, clothes, television, Apple products, a comfy bed, peanut butter, espresso, heated blankets, burt's bees chapstick, chocolate covered pretzels... The list goes on and on.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
if i'm actually going to get my shit together at some point, or if all people go through life trying to get their shit together.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with the friends. Could be a bar, the movies, a couch, who knows. It'll be fun regardless. I hate being idle. Well, unless I'm with friends. Being lazy with friends is always a blast.

But really, I'm a teacher so all the fun ends around 8:30 because I'm exhausted and by 9pm the only thing I want is my bed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an autographed bottle of Pinot Grigio from Ramona Singer of the Real Housewives of New York. I was starstruck and could hardly utter a word to her. Pathetic, but I own it.
You should message me if
You think we'd get along and you'd be down to chat or meet up sometime.