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rjt2111
22 / M / straight / Single
North Hollywood, California
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 1" (1.85m).
- Body Type
- Thin
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Agnosticism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Gemini but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Entertainment / Media
- Income
- $30,000–$40,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am milk, milk, and lemonade.
My Self-Summary
Blah blah blah I work in comedy and like people with a sense of
humor, blah blah blah I don't actually find it feasible that I will
figure out whether or not I will connect with someone because our
lists of pop culture interests intersect mildly, blah blah blah I'm
clearly on this site anyway, blah blah blah I'm a hypocrite, blah
blah blah.
What I’m doing with my life
Working as an assistant at an agency and as a contributing writer
for the Onion News Network
I’m really good at
modern pentathalon. You know, the one where the five events are
biking, rowing, skateboarding, snooker, and masturbating. Oh fuck
you, you don't know what it is either.
The first things people usually notice about me
I feel like this one only applies to the like 5% of the population
that is seriously physically deformed or socially terrible in some
way. If it's not "that guy has a huge fucking nose" or "Jesus get
me out of a conversation with this girl" it's probably just "oh, a
person, they seem okay." Right? Anyway, I'm a person who seems
okay.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Infinite Jest, Gravity's Rainbow, Catch-22, A Confederacy of
Dunces
Movies: Dr. Strangelove, This is Spinal Tap, Clue, The Big Lebowski, True Lies, Ghostbusters
Music: Tom Waits, The Magnetic Fields, Wilco, Randy Newman, M.I.A., The Replacements, Joni Mitchell, Nas
TV: 30 Rock, The Office, How I Met Your Mother (now), Seinfeld, The Larry Sanders Show, Newsradio, Arrested Development, The Thick of It (all-time)
Movies: Dr. Strangelove, This is Spinal Tap, Clue, The Big Lebowski, True Lies, Ghostbusters
Music: Tom Waits, The Magnetic Fields, Wilco, Randy Newman, M.I.A., The Replacements, Joni Mitchell, Nas
TV: 30 Rock, The Office, How I Met Your Mother (now), Seinfeld, The Larry Sanders Show, Newsradio, Arrested Development, The Thick of It (all-time)
The six things I could never do without
breakfast cereal, Wikipedia, public radio, guacamole, television,
and AIDS
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Twitter because I am deep.
On a typical Friday night I am
not alive. (I mean, in like, the cosmic sense of a typical night.
Several hundred billion Fridays over history, right? And I was not
alive for most of them. This is one of my dumber non-answers.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
is that I am actually the alias of serial killer Ted Bundy. Hope my
parents don't see this!!!
You should message me if
you are Tina Fey or a reasonable facsimile.
