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rjuram

23 Hayward, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 7:35pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Robert. I'm a fucking dork.

I went to high school in Singapore at the Singapore American School. If you ever have the opportunity, go to Singapore. It is amazing.

I graduated from Denison University (Class of 2013) with a B.S. in Physics.

I play League of Legends and a little Starcraft, and also Japanese mobile games because waifus. I'd like to get back into tabletop RPGs at some point.

I am a WWE fan and a weeaboo, so basically I'm the worst kind of people.

One of my goals in life is to get ripped enough to get a 天 tattooed on my back and have it look good, like Akuma.

How I got through high school without getting swirlied, I'll never know.

http://ms-07b-gouf.tumblr.com/
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Building/rebuilding my self-respect, one baby step at a time AKA getting used to not being a NEET anymore.

☑ Get a job
☐ Pay off loans
☐ Move out of mom's house
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding dumb shit on the internet to entertain myself with.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair I guess. Or my eyes. Those are the things that get comments at least.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
I don't know how to read lol
Dragons of Autumn Twilight (Weiss & Hickman)
Neuromancer (Gibson)
Going Postal (Pratchett)
A Short History of Nearly Everything (Bryson)
Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman! (Feynman)

Movies
what's movies lol
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Star Wars (All)
Pulp Fiction
The Big Lebowski
The Room
Rocky Horror Picture Show
DREDD
Kung Fu Hustle

TV:
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
FLCL
Rurouni Kenshin
Ping Pong the Animation
Kill la Kill
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
WWE Raw when it isn't complete shit

I'm a pretty big weeaboo sorry

Music:

Guitar Wolf - best band in the world, bar none
The Clash - Joe will always have a very special place in my heart
Other stuff I've been listening to lately: FIDLAR, Social Distortion, King Khan, anime OPs and EDs, dadrock, anything that sounds like someone could surf to it (not me, can't surf LOL)

Food:
BURGERS
PIZZA
ICE CREAM
YEAH
also curry is pretty great

"The four food groups are Meat, Tacos, Steak, and Deep Fried."
- Uncle Sensei
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet
Friends
Food
Music
Games
2D waifus
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
PAYING OFF MY COLLEGE LOANS HOLY FUCK
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Home, watching anime over the internets with some friends or by myself, or playing League of Legends or Starcraft.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This isn't really all that private, but one time at a Friday Night Magic, I played a Bant (Blue/White/Green) Control deck against a Bant Control deck. Matches in Magic are 2/3, and have a 50 minute time limit. My opponent (also named Robert) and I played Round 1 for the entire 50 minutes, plus the 5 extra turns given to finish up a round if a match goes to time.

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You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want someone to do some hardcore nerdy shit with like Magic or D&D or anime or something

or if you wanna fuck I guess but mostly the nerdy shit