Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a very easy going, stress-free, optimistic person. I like to
set goals for myself and achieve them. My sense of humor can be
crude and rough at times, but I never say anything with the intent
to harm or offend. Then again, if you have really thin skin, I may
not be the best person to be around!
I would describe my personality and living habits as organized,
consistent, and for the most part, predictable. I like to know
where I am going and have a path ahead.
Most importantly, I value laughter more than any other emotion.
More often than not, I'm the guy saying random shit (who puts
lipstick on to kiss underwear anyways?).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work out 5 days a week. I play racquetball anywhere from 3-5
times a week on top, as well as a power yoga class once a
Trying to cook pretty clean, Mainly because I don't possess awesome
skills in the kitchen.. But I try. At least I cut off the fat
before cooking chicken! Fuck that stuff.
Currently I am planning upgrades to my fun car and fixing it while
it's down for the next few months. Other than being tired as hell
after work sometimes, just relaxing, mostly at home with my two
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm, witty remarks, making people laugh, and having a pretty
good memory after drinking.
Honesty, sometimes even if it's mean. I possess a small filter that
only applies sometimes.
Being a mother fucking badass in pictures.
Making myself happy.
Avoiding bad stress.
I'd like to say making good decisions.. Lol
The first things people usually notice about me
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If I'm by myself - probably that I'm really quiet and keep to
If I'm with others, probably how loud I can be.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'd like to read more, but I don't. I don't miss it or. I would do
As for music, it primarily consists of rock/hard rock, alternative,
metal, EDM (Nero, Above and Beyond, oceanlab, etc) and some random
stuff like Serj Tankian's solo ventures. INCUBUS. DEFTONES.
Shows.. Almost everything Netflix has.
Lastly, food - pretty much everything. I love food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Let's see here..
- my (now) two badass cats that don't care for anyone else but
- thick skin
- the word fuck
- really fast cars
- emphasis on everything, mostly via the word fuck
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to not spend money on extra stuff I don't need and achieving
goals I've set for myelf in life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Normally at home. I have finally decided what I want to do for a
money sink, and that's having a car I can take to the track. A lot.
Not drag racing, circuit racing. Turns and stuff. It's an absolute
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an introvert and fairly shy. Plus, I'm on here...
Also: I fucking *HATE* chihuahuas.
I mean I REALLY hate chihuahuas.
You should message me if
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You want to talk, obviously!
You should not message me if: you value God (being ignorant and not
accept responsibility for your actions is what I mean), or most
likely have kids and expect something serious. I only say this
because I am still a child at heart, and haven't finished spoiling
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