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rkass23

24 F New Orleans, LA

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 22–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I would hate myself forever if this came out too hipster, but: to summarize "the self" has got to make every psychoanalytic and philosopher cringe. I guess my "self" is someone who is both an introvert and an extrovert at the same time (riddle me that, Myers-Briggs!). Despite all the ludicrous references to psychology in this summary (wow that was not planned), I am only slightly interested in psychology - though I once read a psycho-horoscope book that said my birthday made me the "habitual student" - that I can believe.

Basics: I like books so I'm really a nerd, but I also love home brews so that makes me kind of awesome. If I could trade lives with Liz Lemon, I might. In the past 5 years, I've never lived anywhere longer than 7 months - oh, and I've been to over 14 countries, recently. Once I met a guy who tried to get me to eat an eggplant burger (no) and he said I was really impressive, so I guess I'll go with that.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just moved back to New Orleans to accept a teaching job at an all-girls school. It's only my second year teaching, so I'm really excited about it!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. Making inappropriate jokes about awful situations
2. Winning reading comprehension competitions in elementary school (we can still list accomplishments from 3rd grade right?)
3. Talking about awkward things with strangers.
4. Being sarcastic even in my own journal entries.
5. Buying books faster than I can read them
6. Laughing at things that are not funny
7. Being kind to other people (this is a life skill I feel many lack)
8. Outdoor activities: tennis, hiking, swimming, flag football, running
9. My job - I'm REALLY good at my job: catechetics and religious education (from kids to full grown adults)
10. Making people feel welcome in my house (a lost art to our generation)
The first things people usually notice about me
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In 6th grade I met a girl named Zoe and the first thing she said to me was that my eyebrow color didn't match my hair color (I have red hair and dark French eyebrows). I hope that is not the first thing people notice about me. I think it's that I'm generally always very friendly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book when I'm feeling happy: The Awakening (because you can't read that shit if you're already sad)
Book when I'm feeling nostalgic: The Catcher in the Rye
Book when I'm angry at men: The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath
Book when I'm in love: Anna Karenina

Movies: Gone With the Wind, Elf, and Titanic.

Shows: Weeds, United States of Tara, 30 Rock, The West Wing, anything on Netflix?

Food: home cooked.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My passport.
2. Some form of reading material
3. Any form of media that allows me to stay in touch with friends
4. Good jokes about being Catholic (GOOD jokes)
5. A way to heat up frozen waffles (toaster, skillet, etc...)
6. A sweater of some sort because I'm almost always cold.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the memoir I was dead-set on writing two weeks ago. theology and philosophy most of the time. occasionally feminist critics of modern psychology.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am rarely doing the same thing.
You should message me if
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you're intelligent and you're interested in meeting someone you can talk to and grow with.