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35 M Baton Rouge, LA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:18pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Latin (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(Current NaNoWriMo Status 2013: 50002 Great success.)

In the continuing tradition of updating this thing once per year I have returned!

Let's see, what's different?

I have a beard. It is considerable, long and oft admired by random men on the street. I had no idea what the intended audience was when I first started growing it but...

Lesson learned.

I'm an archaeologist, I write science fiction stories. and I'm alright.

[Teddy Roosevelt riding a T-Rex on an alien space station. Yeah...]
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Struggling with a writing schedule and trying to get around the southeast without burning out.

What are you doing?!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Science Fiction?



Kinds of stories...
That's what I meant. Stop looking at me like that!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a tall guy.

Recently the beard is jockeying for the top spot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If my habits are any indication then no one reads this section. Here are a few examples of things I like.

Reading: Ready Player One, The Maze Runner (shame), Mistborn, Joe Abercrombie, ... Warhammer 40k novels.

Films: I'm quite the Cinophile. Not to the degree of falling in love with the latest six hour black and white student film about eggs and exploding koalas but... Actually, yeah I would watch that.

TV: Falling out of love with Doctor Who.

Music: Anything that sounds good and doesn't give me a moral quandary.

Chelsea's has this cuban sandwich. Sometimes it bathes my soul in the pure light of a loving god whom I refuse to believe in, sometimes it's awful.

I think it has something to do with their cooks.

Investigation continues! Still!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A pen
A notepad
Sweet Sounds
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Touch, The Future, Women...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recovering from work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!

Deviant sexual activity?

Underground fight club membership?

Secretly possessed by the spirit of a Native American shaman?

Moonlighting as a ghost hunter?

Watched Dude Where's My Car more than six times?

I'll let you decide which of these is the most private thing I'm willing to tell you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Ask yourself why you shouldn't.
There are any number of possible answers. My profile is too cerebral. My profile isn't cerebral enough. I seem like a jackass. It's all too brief. I look like a crazy backwoods crossing guard in that one picture. Dig deep.

Then ask yourself why you should.
I'm handsome, just looking for friends, I do archaeology for a living, I love to write (creative they say), hairy chest... a bit of a jackass. Lot's of possibilities there.

Weigh the two. Go with the heaviest answer.