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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:23pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Latin (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Time to pour some life giving water on these decayed old words.

I'm an archaeologist and a writer.

According to the 5 Dimensional Political Compass I am a "Socialist Interventionist Cosmopolitan Libertine". Saying that I'm a filthy liberal heathen whose blasphemies will make baby Jesus and the entire Bush family weep might be... an understatement.

Regardless, thank you widely shared internet quiz for carefully defining my political leanings for consumption of the OkCupid masses.

For all intents and purposes I use this profile to send half-crazy musings and introductions to women I will never meet (because they often live upwards of a thousand miles away).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Struggling with a writing schedule and trying to get around the southeast without burning out.

I'm doing the NaNoWriMo again this year. (I always leave this the same because I do it every year.)

If I'm not seeing a show, reading, playing a board game, or watching a movie I'm probably firmly vegged out in front of a random youtube video.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can turn a phrase when my muse hits me.

I'm good with my hands, or so I'm told.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a tall guy.

Recently the beard is jockeying for the top spot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If my habits are any indication then no one reads this section. Here are a few examples of things I like.

Reading: Ready Player One, The Maze Runner (shame), Mistborn, Joe Abercrombie, ... Warhammer 40k novels.

Trek or Wars? Trek
Nightmare or Friday? Nightmare
Chan or Lee? Lee

TV: Danger 5!

Music: Anything that sounds good and doesn't give me a moral quandary.

Chelsea's has this cuban sandwich. Sometimes it bathes my soul in the pure light of a loving god whom I refuse to believe in, sometimes it's awful.

I think it has something to do with their cooks.

Investigation continues! Still! Mystery Solved?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A pen
A notepad
Sweet Sounds
Good Food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Future

All these things and more.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recovering from work.

Occasionally out for a drink, maybe taking notes for my stories.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!

Deviant sexual activity?

Underground fight club membership?

Secretly possessed by the spirit of a Native American shaman?

Moonlighting as a ghost hunter?

Watched Dude Where's My Car more than six times?

I'll let you decide which of these is the most private thing I'm willing to tell you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you feel the urge you just should.

It's good for you, and virtually calorie free despite how sweet I can be.

Ungh, that's terrible.

After that I'm not so sure you should.