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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:45pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Latin (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
NaNo 2014: 70014 (complete)

Is it kinda sad that I remember when this damn thing asked you to write three words that describe you?

Does my bringing that up imply I know the answer to that question?

As far as ME? I'm a devilishly handsome archaeologist, world traveler (that one time), and freelance writer in my off time.

I would also like to state, for the record, that I am not, nor have I ever been, an OkCupid robot.

Like... 61.3 - 76.78% sure.

Slight statistic variation on that one. Don't worry.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Struggling with a writing schedule and trying to get around the southeast without burning out.

I'm doing the NaNoWriMo again this year.

Not planning to rule the world through cold, metallic efficiency... and LOOOVVVEEEEEE.

What are you doing?!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can turn a phrase when my muse hits me.

I'm good with my hands, or so I'm told.

Calibrated to the nearest millimeter. RAWR!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a tall guy.

Recently the beard is jockeying for the top spot.

Eyes burning with passion, and you know normal... glowing... redness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If my habits are any indication then no one reads this section. Here are a few examples of things I like.

Reading: Ready Player One, The Maze Runner (shame), Mistborn, Joe Abercrombie, ... Warhammer 40k novels.

Trek or Wars? Trek
Nightmare or Friday? Nightmare
Chan or Lee? Lee

TV: Falling out of love with Doctor Who.

Music: Anything that sounds good and doesn't give me a moral quandary.

Chelsea's has this cuban sandwich. Sometimes it bathes my soul in the pure light of a loving god whom I refuse to believe in, sometimes it's awful.

I think it has something to do with their cooks.

Investigation continues! Still! Mystery Solved?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A pen
A notepad
Sweet Sounds
... a steady source of electrical charge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Future

All these things and more.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recovering from work.

Occasionally out for a drink, maybe taking notes for my stories.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!

Deviant sexual activity?

Underground fight club membership?

Secretly possessed by the spirit of a Native American shaman?

Moonlighting as a ghost hunter?

Watched Dude Where's My Car more than six times?

I'll let you decide which of these is the most private thing I'm willing to tell you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you feel the urge you just should.

It's good for you, and virtually calorie free despite how sweet I can be.

Ungh, that's terrible.

After that I'm not so sure you should.