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rljd

34 M Ottawa, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 9
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
In the third week of October, 1979, two of the most important things in hip-hop history happened within days of one another: "Rapper's Delight" was released to an unsuspecting public... and so was I!

Since 1996 I've been recording and releasing my own idiosyncratic classicist/avant garde take on rap music. I love touring and collaborating and everything that goes with being an indie artist.

Things I care about other than hip-hop include: progressive political ideals such as feminism, digging through dusty crates of vinyl for good music and breaks, trying to understand art, throwing myself into films, books and that rarest of birds: the good TV show; roughhousing with my friends' little girls, giving constructive criticism to pets, making out, thinking hard about body image and food issues, catching up on the good music I missed when I only listened to rap for twenty years, being there for my little sisters, never getting bit by a shark, being really kind to people (even jerks but that's harder), saving the world and looking good doing it.

I'm in a serious relationship, but we're not monogamous and that's how we like it. I'm interested in making friends; I am also interested in making out with my friends. I mean it's pretty fun. But "boundaries" is my middle name; don't worry that I'm not going to be fun to be friends with if we DON'T want to make out.

(Boundaries is not my real middle name; that is a rhetorical device.)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a hip-hop artist and a writer. I used to have a weekly column covering local hip-hop for a Halifax newspaper, but there's no such thing as newspapers anymore and I moved away from Halifax. I sling lattes and such at a busy Ottawa coffee house in order to subsidize my hobbies of eating things and living indoors.

My priorities as a musician are to continue to put out records (especially on vinyl), tour as much as possible, and write all of the best words that make everyone feel good and friendly to one another and also punch the creeps.

My art is made for destroying wack MCs and sexists and homophobes and racists with lasers.
I’m really good at
- rhyming long strings of syllables
- chopping samples from old records into new music
- being hilarious without telling jokes per se
- Tetris, Dr Mario
- loading a dishwasher
- essentially lesbian sex, by a certain reckoning
The first things people usually notice about me
- that I don't look like I would be a good rapper, but am one.
- my righteous beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The six things I could never do without
Oh man whatever they are I bet they're REALLY GREAT!
On a typical Friday night I am
...at a show, either on stage or up front, wilding out!

...playing a board game or watching a documentary with homies.

...wishing I was either reading a book or rubbing together with somebody (or both!) instead of fighting with people on the internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Let's be real - nobody has ever admitted anything terribly private in this box.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
...you think I seem like just about the best person you ever heard of.

...you think you seem like just about the best person I ever heard of.

...you have an unhealthy interest in classic and/or underground and/or Canadian rap music.

...you think it would be cool to tell everyone you're friends with a famous rapper they never heard of.

...you have a really good plan for socking Stephen Harper in the schnozz and it involves me.

...you're fairly tired of straight-presenting white men, but haven't given up on them completely.

...you AREN'T bored.