"This is not a love story.
This is a story about love."
I'm still in the process of finding out who I am, so I find it nearly impossible to summarize myself.
I'm about the most average guy you'll meet - I play video games, love sports, and sometimes will grow a little face scruff.
I'm really good at thinking of surprises, but I'm really bad at keeping surprises to myself because I get so excited about them.
I used to have an eyebrow piercing. I had to take it out for a job I had with Sony. They act like they're a big company or something! Psh!
Sometimes I miss this piercing...
Also, my profile is really long. I can explain: back in the day, OkCupid had a bar on the side that would say "oh, you need to add more pictures" or "you need to answer more questions" before you had what they called a complete profile. Well, I cheated because my profile wasn't long enough so I just started adding YouTube links. And you know what I got for filling my profile to their standards? Absolutely nothin'! So now it's all staying!
And just so we can get all arguments out of the way:
I'm pro Oxford comma.
The toilet paper goes over. Never under.