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rmbaerncopf

29 / M / Straight / Single

Denver, Colorado

His Details

Last Online
May 14
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Student
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English, Italian (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Ladies!

Are you looking for a smart, funny, accomplished dude who isn't an elitist jerk? Then please keep on reading, because you've come to the right profile. And if you're looking for an elitist jerk? Well, good luck with that.

Now, onto the important bits.
What I’m doing with my life
I could talk about school or a job or self-improvement on a massive scale, but that's boring. If you really wanted to know about that mundane crap, you'd probably ask me. Right?
I’m really good at
being a bonafide bad-ass. I know this, because nothing is more bad-ass than treating a woman with respect! I'm good at other stuff too, but that first one seems like it's six or seven times more important. You could probably ask, too.
The first things people usually notice about me
How I'm so sweet and kind and thoughtful and... zzzzzzzzzzzz. Boring! Time for some more truth bombs. Everyone just notices my swagger and badassitude!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: They have to be awesome.
Movies: Only the awesome ones.
Shows: Unless they're awesome, I don't bother.
Music: I love sick-ass beats.
Food: The tasty kind.
The six things I could never do without
1. Swagger
2. Badassitude
3. Oxygen: It fuels my swagger and badassitude
4. Water: Same as oxygen
5. Food: Same as oxygen and water
6. Sleep: Even I have to recharge the swagger and badassitude
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to be a more ultimate bad-ass. How to develop my swagger. Oh, and maybe some time thinking about that mundane crap like school and work and self-improvement and interests and stuff and things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing the damn thang. Being a bad-ass. Exemplifying swagger. I have seven Friday nights a week, because I always do these things!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not the most ultimate, #1 bad-ass. Yet.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
What kind of stupid question is this? Message me! Do you know so many bonafide bad-asses that you can risk not messaging me? Doubt it. So just message me, and be amazed!