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27 Baltimore, MD Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:03pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I'm Mike. Pawnbroker, Baltimore dweller, taco enthusiast, voracious media consumer, night owl, beer snob, urban explorer, debater, history nerd, deep sleeper.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm self employed.
I play guitar in a punk band with a few of my friends.
I collect records.
I wander aimlessly around town looking for new and interesting things to do or see.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Grilling, baking, remembering names/faces, trivia, talking/arguing, learning, color coordination.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Bad posture, goofy facial expressions, sick dance moves.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

Vladimir Nabokov, Kurt Vonnegut, Cormac McCarthy, Aldous Huxley, Charles Bukowski, J.D. Salinger, Chuck Palahniuk, John Green, John Irving, Charles Dickens, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Louis Sachar, Stephen King, Harper Lee, Edgar Allan Poe.

The Royal Tennenbaums, Jurassic Park, Reservoir Dogs, The 400 Blows, Black Snake Moan, The Big Lebowski, The Mysterious Geographical Explorations of Jasper Morello, Dog Day Afternoon, Gangs of New York, Quiet City, The Road, There Will Be Blood, Requiem for a Dream, High Fidelity, Pulp Fiction, Rushmore, Raging Bull, The Godfather, Sita Sings the Blues, Walk the Line, A Clockwork Orange, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Army of Darkness, Up!, Citizen Kane, The Graduate, Star Wars, Apocalypto, Modern Times, Ong-Bak, Fargo, Goodfellas, Twelve Angry Men, Chinatown, Anchorman, The Breakfast Club, The Shawshank Redemption, Full Metal Jacket, Red Dawn, Muppet Treasure Island, The Wind That Shakes The Barley, Trainspotting, Cape Fear, The Shining, Training Day, Adaptation, Forrest Gump, Taxi Driver.

Futurama, Breaking Bad, Trailer Park Boys, Arrested Development, Firefly, Louie, The Office, The Sopranos, Girls, The Walking Dead.

Jawbreaker, Robert Johnson, Bob Mould, The Menzingers, The Beatles, The Lawrence Arms, Against Me!, The Flatliners, Hank Williams, The Front Bottoms, Descendents, Japandroids, Fugazi, Red City Radio, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Leadbelly, Teenage Bottlerocket, The Clash, Lagwagon, Tom Petty, Jimmy Eat World, Beck, Tegan and Sara, Cheap Trick, The Decemberists, The Gaslight Anthem, forgettors The Beach Boys, Death from Above 1979, The Promise Ring, Beastie Boys, The Pixies, Son House, Foo Fighters, The Replacements, The Bronx Bob Dylan, American Steel, Husker Du, Regina Spektor, Alkaline Trio, David Bowie, The Bouncing Souls, Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros, Tom Waits, Cheap Girls, Wu Tang Clan, Johnny Cash, The Ramones, The Hold Steady, Bad Astronaut, Jets to Brazil, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Falcon, Lifetime, Sunny Day Real Estate, Bob Seger, Silversun Pickups, The White Stripes.

I will eat almost anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Car, guitar, lighter, pen, paper, beer coozie.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The international commodities market, rhyme scheme, American politics, movies that should or should not have sequels, commerce, trade, hot sauce, analog VS digital, chord structure, The Cold War, architecture, whether or not I need a haircut, breaking things, fixing things, grilling.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At shows or bars or house parties.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think Family Affair by Mary J. Blige is an awesome song.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know a cool place to get tacos.

You can argue about music with me.

You can teach me how to drive stick.