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rmwk

25 / M / Straight / Single

Baltimore, Maryland

His Details

Last Online
Today – 2:03pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Leo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm Mike.

I graduated college in Pennsylvania a few years ago and I just moved to the city after spending a couple years in the suburbs.

I'm a pawnbroker in the southern outskirts of Baltimore.

I'm also chronically incapable of describing my self.
What I’m doing with my life
Working like 50 hours a week, playing guitar in a punk band, wandering around town.
I’m really good at
Cooking, keeping it real, getting nosebleeds, arguing, making a mess.

Also trivia. I am dope at trivia.
The first things people usually notice about me
Bad posture, goofy facial expressions, sick dance moves.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Respectively,

Vladimir Nabokov, Kurt Vonnegut, Cormac McCarthy, Aldous Huxley, Charles Bukowski, J.D. Salinger, Chuck Palahniuk, John Green, John Irving, Charles Dickens, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Louis Sachar, Stephen King, Harper Lee, Edgar Allan Poe.

The Royal Tennenbaums, Jurassic Park, Reservoir Dogs, The 400 Blows, Black Snake Moan, The Big Lebowski, The Mysterious Geographical Explorations of Jasper Morello, Dog Day Afternoon, Gangs of New York, Quiet City, The Road, There Will Be Blood, Requiem for a Dream, High Fidelity, Pulp Fiction, Rushmore, Raging Bull, The Godfather, Sita Sings the Blues, Walk the Line, A Clockwork Orange, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Army of Darkness, Up!, Citizen Kane, The Graduate, Star Wars, Apocalypto, Modern Times, Ong-Bak, Fargo, Goodfellas, Twelve Angry Men, Chinatown, Anchorman, The Breakfast Club, The Shawshank Redemption, Full Metal Jacket, Red Dawn, Muppet Treasure Island, The Wind That Shakes The Barley, Trainspotting, Cape Fear, The Shining, Training Day, Adaptation, Forrest Gump, Taxi Driver.

Futurama, Breaking Bad, Trailer Park Boys, Arrested Development, Firefly, Louie, The Office, The Sopranos, Girls, The Walking Dead.

Jawbreaker, Robert Johnson, Bob Mould, The Menzingers, The Beatles, The Lawrence Arms, Against Me!, The Flatliners, Hank Williams, The Front Bottoms, Descendents, Japandroids, Fugazi, Red City Radio, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Leadbelly, Teenage Bottlerocket, The Clash, Lagwagon, Tom Petty, Jimmy Eat World, Beck, Tegan and Sara, Cheap Trick, The Decemberists, The Gaslight Anthem, forgettors The Beach Boys, Death from Above 1979, The Promise Ring, Beastie Boys, The Pixies, Son House, Foo Fighters, The Replacements, The Bronx Bob Dylan, American Steel, Husker Du, Regina Spektor, Alkaline Trio, David Bowie, The Bouncing Souls, Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros, Tom Waits, Cheap Girls, Wu Tang Clan, Johnny Cash, The Ramones, The Hold Steady, Bad Astronaut, Jets to Brazil, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Falcon, Lifetime, Sunny Day Real Estate, Bob Seger, Silversun Pickups, The White Stripes.

I will eat almost anything.
The six things I could never do without
Car, guitar, lighter, pen, paper, beer coozie.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The international commodities market, rhyme scheme, American politics, movies that should or should not have sequels, commerce, trade, hot sauce, analog VS digital, chord structure, The Cold War, architecture, whether or not I need a haircut, breaking things, fixing things, grilling.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking beer in my basement with my friends...sometimes we go do things too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I watched more professional wrestling from the ages of 9-15 than most people watch in a lifetime.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
You know a cool place to get tacos.

You can argue about music with me.

You can teach me how to drive stick.