I'm shy, quiet, chaotic, crazy, bisexual, often switchy and usually polyamorous if everyone involved is down with that sort of thing. If you can't handle any of that, or if you think that "bisexual + poly + female-bodied = ORGIEZ ALL TEH TIMEZ" go ahead and move along.
You're still here? Good. Ok.
I will be too afraid to message you. Please, do me a favor: if you get through all this and like it, make the first move. Otherwise, you may be doomed to me OKC-stalking you. (Just kidding. Ok, kind of.)
I also have the attention span of a grapefruit. No, really. I've added to, subtracted from, and otherwise wandered away from editing this about 10 times in the last 30 minutes.
If you get me talking (or drinking), I'm fabulous. I know I sound like a lot of work, but I happen to think I'm worth it. I'm loyal as hell and happy to tag along for all kinds of adventures - if you tag along for mine.
Ok, make that 11 times.
*Note: Messages only show up in my inbox if you're a 70% match or more, and I respond to *very* few of those. Sorry. Got more to do with life than sift through bad, empty profiles and generic messages. Don't you? Go out and do it.