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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:49am
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
my name is clifford. part nerd, part comedian, part scientist, part adult.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
been in Austin for about 4 years now, im a cook by trade, but im one of the lucky few who doesn't work weekends, nights, or holidays. i also keep busy with playing with the dog, riding the bike, attending the rock show, eating the food, swimming the lake, playing board games, and browsing the interwebs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
convincing you that i am not the least bit nervous about meeting new people. here is a list of things that i am better at than most people: cooking, Jeopardy, chess, resisting the urge to play with my cell phone all the damn time, promptness, video games, and remembering to say please.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i dont really capitalize anything. dont care much for apostrophes either. oh! also, i smile a lot, talk incessantly about food, and if you are seeing me on the road you will notice that i desperately want to pass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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book: the food lovers companion, a heartbreaking work of staggering genius, geek love, invisible monsters, cook books and other nonfiction.
movies: the big lebowski, horror, sci-fi, and docs.
TVs: Lost, walking dead, GOT, archer, community, NFL, and BSG
bands :centro-matic, white stripes, sonic youth, new pornographers, bad religion, deathray davies, black keys, the who, pantera, they might be giants, wavves, afghan whigs, faith no more, dandy worhols, hum, the flaming lips, neutral milk hotel, misfits, nofx, zeplin, QOTSA, queen, and it goes on......
food: all the food.
podcasts: nerdist, radiolab, sysk, doug loves movies, how did this get made?, sound opinions, sound of young america, and epic meal time!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a good sharp knife,
a map,
a plan,
a cold drink,
that's it. just 5.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
food, tech, gadgetry, and my pet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
until recently, working. now i am always hunting for a show to go see, friends with full pools and empty grills, and telling people about that one time....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I need a bit of social lubricant before I'll tell you that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you don't mind smart ass remarks and flattering compliments. also, if you have been dared to.