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roadside_picnic

33 Lake Forest, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:27pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I have the same name as an actor on a current zombie TV show who was also in love with Keira Knightley in that one movie I know you saw. It gets me lots of confused and sometimes angry Twitter followers. I have brown hair, I like grilled cheese sandwiches, and I'm a feminist.
What I’m doing with my life
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Navigating the rich culture of Orange County. Subverting paradigms, etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Watching long, slow movies. Recycling The New Yorker mostly-read. Making and then drinking coffee. Lately I've been drinking less coffee and getting through more of The New Yorker. I don't know if this is connected.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm in front of you, talking to you. Hi!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Grimes, Community, Rick & Morty, Lars von Trier, Ingmar Bergman, Andrei Tarkovsky, Fernet Branca, Only God Forgives, Spring Breakers, Under the Skin, Enemy, David Lynch, Melancholia, True Detective, (EDM, secretly, by myself), Arcade Fire, Kanye, Beach Boys, Parks & Rec, anything Semiotext(e) publishes, horror movies always and forever
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Anyone can do without anything. Humans are very adaptable.

jk lol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
NEW TWIN PEAKS OMG
HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO REACT
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Jeez man who knows life is such an adventure okay just TV.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't have Netflix.

I wish half and half was the default milk.

I like to fall asleep to Mariska Hargitay destroying evil sex criminals on Law & Order: SVU.

I survive the All Night Horror Show every year. (New Bev/Cinefamily)

If I ever get a tattoo it'll probably be LOST-related.

And I like long baths.

None of these things are very private.
You should message me if
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you have your reasons. And you're a smartass.