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roadside_picnic

34 Lake Forest, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from masters program
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
One hundred years Rick and Morty dot com.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I wear glasses and drink milkshakes and take terrible mirror selfies and upload them here of course.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Empathy, both genuine and affected.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Bad eyes. Full hair. Can't lose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Grimes, Community, Rick & Morty, kombucha, Lars von Trier, Ingmar Bergman, Andrei Tarkovsky, Fernet Branca, Only God Forgives, Spring Breakers, David Lynch, Melancholia, Arcade Fire, Kanye, Adventure Time, Beach Boys, Parks & Rec, anything Semiotext(e) publishes, Run the Jewels, horror movies always and forever, TCM, Lifetime, Hallmark Channel, Eric Andre Show
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Anyone can do without anything. Humans are very adaptable.

jk
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The prospect of new Twin Peaks. The perfect tweet. Illnesses I think I have.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
chill af
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wish half and half was the default milk.

I survive the All Night Horror Show every year. (New Bev/Cinefamily)

And I like long baths.

None of these things are very private.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to parkour at the Getty.