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robert-hood

49 / M / Straight / Single

Asheville, North Carolina

His Details

Last Online
Today – 4:26am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
witty, sarcastic, fun, funny, creative, spontaneous, open minded, passionate, compassionate, energetic, tree hugging, dirt worshipping heathen. i love the woods and the city. i despise suburbs and malls.
What I’m doing with my life
economically opportunistic, i've owned bars and restaurants, been a general contractor, flipped houses. in and out of the movie business 20+ years, back in it for now, maybe forever, who knows. seriously looking for a girl who rocks my world, so i can settle down and NOT, i repeat, NOT have kids.
I’m really good at
anything that doesn't bore the piss out of me.
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm 5'8" and bald, who notices me? kidding. don't know why, but most people seem to notice that i have a spark
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
too many to mention, just finished the odyssey, love movies except romantic comedies-boring. generally bored by sitcoms except 30 rock. love the walking dead, justified, breaking bad, boardwalk empire, game of thrones. i guess i'm kinda dark. indie rock, classical music, some hip hop, old jazz-charlie parker, miles davis etc. despise show tunes, most classic rock, most country, top 40.
The six things I could never do without
air
water
food
art
music
science
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the best way to dispose of republicans
On a typical Friday night I am
disposing of republicans
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i vote republican, kidding.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 31–56
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you love john stewart, steven colbert, bill maher, chris rock, lisa lampanelli, kathy griffin, whitney cummings, comedy central roasts, insult humor, dogs, cats, the woods, fearlessness, art, music, science.