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robertally

30 M Tallahassee, FL

My Details

Last Online
Aug 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Some may consider me to be something of a rascal (I can’t say they’re wrong). I’m a bit odd, but in the good way. I have a number of impressive super powers, which include but are certainly not limited to, “The Carlton” (executed flawlessly, I might add), creating card castles, whistling Bach’s D-minor concerto in its entirety, making the perfect grilled cheese sandwich, running away from dangerous things, and creating fake craigslist posts to thwart my occasional fit of boredom.

I assume you understand by now that my awesomeness knows no bounds.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I herd, catch, collect and categorize feral cats for a living. I say “for a living”, but I don’t actually get paid to do it. It’s more like a hobby...that I do all the time.
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Still with me? You must be as bored as I am. I am currently an analyst for the goverment. Not a bad gig. Pays for my various adventures/hobbies. (As much as I love Uncle Sam giving me your hard-earned money to look at numbers for 40 hours a week, I honestly feel a life chasing cats would be far more satisfying).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The tail.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
The Fountainhead, Blindness, Carl Sagan anything, The Terror, The Rum Diary, Fahrenheit 451, On the Road, Life of Pi, Me Talk Pretty One day, Catcher in the Rye, Into the Wild, The Stranger, The Plague, Survivor, Perfume, The Martian Chronicles, Cat's Cradle, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Lord of the Flies, Haroun and the Sea of Stories

Movies:
Away We Go
The Fountain
Let the Right One In
Sunshine
Cashback
Armageddon (no judging. We don't judge here)

Shows:
Louie
Adventure Time
Breaking Bad
Sherlock
Firefly
Cosmos
Supernatural
The Walking Dead
Being Human
Archer
Doctor Who
This American Life(I mean, radio counts, right!? RIGHT!?)
Always Sunny

Music:
Jenny Lewis
Department of Eagles
TV on the Radio
The Black Keys
Grizzly Bear
Nina Simone
Bobby D
Devendra Banhart
Cat Power
Bon Iver
Neutral Milk Hotel
Joanna Newsom
Sufjan Stevens

Food:
Indian food.
Mexican.
Hot Pockets.
Greek.
Chinese buffets.(Om nom nom nom)
Anything messy, really.
Beer (Beer counts as food, right!? Beer!)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Coffee
2. Music
3. Reasonably clean bathrooms
4. Books
5. Coffee
6. and Coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Time. People. Negative Space. Ideas. Creative Projects. Trips. The ever expanding Cosmos. Chewing Gum. Whether or not I put on deodorant. How a red panda would make a better house cat, than a house cat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Exploring local dive bars.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I play the banjo.

and that I have one of these:

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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...if you're bored like myself; you're a fan of beer, and would like to split a pitcher; you like board games; not allergic to pet fur; "Honey Boo Boo" makes your skin crawl; you laughed at least once; and/or you're a poor judge of character and think that I would be a really fun person to hang out with.

Allons-y!