If you are more than just another pretty face, and you aren’t crazy, then read on. If you are crazy, a flake, obsessive, or boring, then, please move on and save us both some time. I will not date you if you 1) are married, 2) have any contagious disease, 3) are a perverted psychotic who just escaped a nuthouse, 4) you do terrible things to your cat with a fork, 5) you are just plain mean, 6) you plan on doing terrible things to me with a fork, 7) if you are the type that will call someone 100 times because they haven't called you back in a half hour, 8) if you think you belong on a pedestal, 9) if you think you can change someone into what you want and/or 10) if you are a worse driver than the taxi driver who tried to run me over today.
I am not one to talk about myself, but I am 39, 6’1, confident, laid back, intelligent, funny, sometimes a little sarcastic, and challenging. I don’t like talking about how great I am or how much money I have, it is just not me.
I have a black lab that I love to death. Though if you would ask her she would probably tell you different. I keep telling her nobody likes a fat lab, but she don't seem to understand that.
I have a small circle of friends that I like to have in my life. I am close to my family. I am a versatile person, I can get dressed up in a suit and tie for a formal occasion, or I can dress more casual in jeans/shorts and a t-shirt. I like many things.
I am looking for someone laid back and cool, no pressure and no expectations… let things happen naturally. I am also looking for someone who can usually sleep during the week so I don't have to worry about them falling asleep on me during the time we're together. I don't mind staying in, but would rather it be a choice, not a necessity.
With the hours I am at work during the week, it is hard to meet people, and like many, I have no dilusions of meeting a good woman in a bar.
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right. – Mark Twain