I'm insatiably inquisitive, open mindedly unconventional, and probably detrimentally color uncoordinated. Granted I'd consider myself quite the optimist, my over-analytical brain sometimes reels me back to what's more sensible. So you know instead of hoping that there will be one great gay movie for my time, it's more like there will be at least one gay movie that doesn't suck so much that I'd rather want to fall on a knife...repeatedly. I don't think it's even that I have a special fondness of gay movies or the straight guys who portray themselves as such (love you, Jake). It would just be nice to see something that portrays us with a little substance and a little less cheesy. And yes if you're wondering, I do eat cheese. I'm a somewhat of a foodie after all. Oh and btw, contrary to popular belief, unlike speed limits, lane changes, and parallel parking, cheese is not kryptonite to the asian masses. That being said, I'd probably want to eventually settle down for someone that would probably think my idiosyncracies are cute or charming because trying to rationalize how to fix such would ultimately just lead to increased sales of Adele's album, 21. I'm really not that difficult. I promise. Maybe. Cookie?

I adopt lost change I find in the city streets and rehabilitate them back into the economy to buy snacks, especially hard candy.

sarcasm. o_O

is that i have glasses.

Anything about zombies or the Zombie Apocalypse makes for a great read. Try World War Z.
Return of the Living Dead. Punk kids in a cemetary trying to outrun dead people = a charlie sheen kind of win.
An old hit by the Cranberries was called Zombie.
Brains.

You in six pieces.

Becoming a hobo, wearing overalls, riding cross country in a train car, and playing blues on my string guitar.

trying to take over the world.

I know a couple Nigerian Princes that need a US bank account.

you are blonde and run slower than me. The zombies will need a distraction and I really don't want to have to shoot you in the leg even if I like your hair.