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34 Philadelphia, PA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28-55
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 6:07am
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Christianity but it’s not important
Space camp
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), Other (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm insatiably inquisitive, open mindedly unconventional, and probably detrimentally color uncoordinated. Granted I'd consider myself quite the optimist, my over-analytical brain sometimes reels me back to what's more sensible. So you know instead of hoping that there will be one great gay movie for my time, it's more like there will be at least one gay movie that doesn't suck so much that I'd rather want to fall on a knife...repeatedly. I don't think it's even that I have a special fondness of gay movies or the straight guys who portray themselves as such (love you, Jake). It would just be nice to see something that portrays us with a little substance and a little less cheesy. And yes if you're wondering, I do eat cheese. I'm a somewhat of a foodie after all. Oh and btw, contrary to popular belief, unlike speed limits, lane changes, and parallel parking, cheese is not kryptonite to the asian masses.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I adopt lost change I find in the city streets and rehabilitate them back into the economy to buy snacks, especially hard candy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sarcasm. o_O
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that i have glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything about zombies or the Zombie Apocalypse makes for a great read. Try World War Z.
Return of the Living Dead. Punk kids in a cemetary trying to outrun dead people = a charlie sheen kind of win.
An old hit by the Cranberries was called Zombie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You in six pieces.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Becoming a hobo, wearing overalls, riding cross country in a train car, and playing blues on my string guitar.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know a couple Nigerian Princes that need a US bank account.
You should message me if
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contrary to your profile of how well adjusted and great you are, you are more like embodiment of an episode of Hoarders, part beautiful disaster, part treacherous train wreck, all sprinkled with a dash of the pity I would have reserved for every new action flick starring Liam Neeson. Now don't come all rushing in at once.