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33 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:23pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm insatiably inquisitive, open mindedly unconventional, and probably detrimentally color uncoordinated. Granted I'd consider myself quite the optimist, my over-analytical brain sometimes reels me back to what's more sensible. So you know instead of hoping that there will be one great gay movie for my time, it's more like there will be at least one gay movie that doesn't suck so much that I'd rather want to fall on a knife...repeatedly. I don't think it's even that I have a special fondness of gay movies or the straight guys who portray themselves as such (love you, Jake). It would just be nice to see something that portrays us with a little substance and a little less cheesy. And yes if you're wondering, I do eat cheese. I'm a somewhat of a foodie after all. Oh and btw, contrary to popular belief, unlike speed limits, lane changes, and parallel parking, cheese is not kryptonite to the asian masses. That being said, I'd probably want to eventually settle down for someone that would probably think my idiosyncracies are cute or charming because trying to rationalize how to fix such would ultimately just lead to increased sales of Adele's album, 21. I'm really not that difficult. I promise. Maybe. Cookie?
What I’m doing with my life
I adopt lost change I find in the city streets and rehabilitate them back into the economy to buy snacks, especially hard candy.
I’m really good at
sarcasm. o_O
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything about zombies or the Zombie Apocalypse makes for a great read. Try World War Z.
Return of the Living Dead. Punk kids in a cemetary trying to outrun dead people = a charlie sheen kind of win.
An old hit by the Cranberries was called Zombie.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Becoming a hobo, wearing overalls, riding cross country in a train car, and playing blues on my string guitar.
On a typical Friday night I am
trying to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I know a couple Nigerian Princes that need a US bank account.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 28–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
contrary to your profile of how well adjusted and great you are, you are more like embodiment of an episode of Hoarders, part beautiful disaster, part treacherous train wreck, all sprinkled with a dash of the pity I have would reserved for every new action flick starring Liam Neeson. Now don't come all rushing in at once.