Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm insatiably inquisitive, open mindedly unconventional, and
probably detrimentally color uncoordinated. Granted I'd consider
myself quite the optimist, my over-analytical brain sometimes reels
me back to what's more sensible. So you know instead of hoping that
there will be one great gay movie for my time, it's more like there
will be at least one gay movie that doesn't suck so much that I'd
rather want to fall on a knife...repeatedly. I don't think it's
even that I have a special fondness of gay movies or the straight
guys who portray themselves as such (love you, Jake). It would just
be nice to see something that portrays us with a little substance
and a little less cheesy. And yes if you're wondering, I do eat
cheese. I'm a somewhat of a foodie after all. Oh and btw, contrary
to popular belief, unlike speed limits, lane changes, and parallel
parking, cheese is not kryptonite to the asian masses.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I adopt lost change I find in the city streets and rehabilitate
them back into the economy to buy snacks, especially hard candy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything about zombies or the Zombie Apocalypse makes for a great
read. Try World War Z.
Return of the Living Dead. Punk kids in a cemetary trying to outrun
dead people = a charlie sheen kind of win.
An old hit by the Cranberries was called Zombie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Becoming a hobo, wearing overalls, riding cross country in a train
car, and playing blues on my string guitar.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know a couple Nigerian Princes that need a US bank account.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
contrary to your profile of how well adjusted and great you are,
you are more like embodiment of an episode of Hoarders, part
beautiful disaster, part treacherous train wreck, all sprinkled
with a dash of the pity I would have reserved for every new action
flick starring Liam Neeson. Now don't come all rushing in at once.
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