Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have never successfully met someone "significant" online. There's
something disingenuous and backwards about this way of meeting
My expectation is that I would only get along with someone who
finds themselves at a similar level of exasperation with online
That said, I'm also not really seeking anything or anyone. My life
is not unfulfilled without a relationship, and I'd wish the same
for anyone else who might find me appealing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being Andy Kaufman.
Releasing an app that helps users of psychoactive drugs trip more
efficiently. Google Play Store "Catnip".
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking out too many library books.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A thing that gives me six more things. The genie paradox.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Monkeys, robots, dinosaurs, in that order.
If there is historical precedent for hipsters. And if not, who's to
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If the opportunity arises, I will act in pornography.
You should message me if
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You want to. Isn't that why this site exists? I don't get this box.
Who are you looking for?
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