My name is Robert, I like to write stories, cook and hang out with my cat.
I'm a bit of a paradox: an introverted social butterfly.My friends have described me as AWESOME , WINNER AT LIFE, HUGABLE BEAR-MAN and IRRESPONSIBLE MAN-CHILD, all of which can be correct at times.
I love live music, good parties, anything with robots and zombies, fart jokes, napping, video games, and I will write you a haiku if you ask. Oh, and I am a big nerd. A Comicon volunteer (Minion), amateur Ancient Alien theorist, Star Wars collector, comic writer, zombie makeup artist. My left arm is dedicated to Mandalorian tattoos and I hope to get the Tom Baker scarf pattern on my right.
Daydreaming is probably my number one hobby. People tend to get upset because I'm not paying attention to what they are saying, but it can't be helped. My brain spends most of it's time creating movies that I should be writing. How can I pay attention to what happened to you at work today when Edward Norton is an undercover fed posing as a tilt-o-whirl operator looking for a serial killer that eats people and leaves the remains in the rides? Or is HE the killer? I call that one CARNIEVORE!
I am interested in finding someone fun to be around that is just as comfortable in a smelly, greasy dive bar for a show as she would be flopping on a couch watching some cheesy horror flick. Humor is the most attractive feature I find in a woman, someone who can spend an entire night without saying anything serious is frigging hot.