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robobbo

33 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello there! Welcome to my amazing OK Cupid page! Prepare to be dazzled...

My name is Robert, I like to write stories, cook and hang out with my cat.

I'm a bit of a paradox: an introverted social butterfly.My friends have described me as AWESOME , WINNER AT LIFE, HUGABLE BEAR-MAN and IRRESPONSIBLE MAN-CHILD, all of which can be correct at times.

I love live music, good parties, anything with robots and zombies, fart jokes, napping, video games, and I will write you a haiku if you ask. Oh, and I am a big nerd. A Comicon volunteer (Minion), amateur Ancient Alien theorist, Star Wars collector, comic writer, zombie makeup artist. My left arm is dedicated to Mandalorian tattoos and I hope to get the Tom Baker scarf pattern on my right.

Daydreaming is probably my number one hobby. People tend to get upset because I'm not paying attention to what they are saying, but it can't be helped. My brain spends most of it's time creating movies that I should be writing. How can I pay attention to what happened to you at work today when Edward Norton is an undercover fed posing as a tilt-o-whirl operator looking for a serial killer that eats people and leaves the remains in the rides? Or is HE the killer? I call that one CARNIEVORE!

I am interested in finding someone fun to be around that is just as comfortable in a smelly, greasy dive bar for a show as she would be flopping on a couch watching some cheesy horror flick. Humor is the most attractive feature I find in a woman, someone who can spend an entire night without saying anything serious is frigging hot.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Challenging myself has been the focus of life these days. I have become hooked on pushing my limits and becoming a stronger person for it. There has been this unbreakable compulsion to take this thing called life by the antlers, wrastle it to the ground and show it who runs Barter Town!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
napping
standing
talking
lifting things
cooking
hugging
Nicknaming
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, they're like a bubble bath for the soul.
My wash basin abs.
I also have an ass you can throw quarters at.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite
Books:
Stephen King's Dark Tower series, Fletch, Zombie survival guide, How to talk dirty and influence people, Night watch trilogy.

Comics:
Preacher, DMZ, Transmetropolitan, Chew, Rotten, Walking Dead, X-men, Saga, The 6th Gun, Watchmen, The Goon, Proof.

Movies:
Kids in the hall: Braincandy, Princess Bride, Let the right one in, Evil Dead, Shaft, Scott Pilgrim, Kick-Ass, Dead-Alive, Brick, Ip Man, Oldboy, Cristopher Nolan's Batman movies, Zatoichi, Boondock Saints, Seven Samurai, Bubba Ho-tep, Yojimbo.

Shows:
Community, Trailer Park Boys, Whitest kids u know, Ancient Aliens, Robot Chicken, Firefly, Walking Dead, BSG, Kids in the hall, MST3K, The State, No Reservations, The Daily Show.

Bands:
Floater, The Resets, NOFX, Oingo Boingo, Mc Frontalot, Del, Manowar, Public Enemy, Hall and Oates. A Gun That Shoots Knives, Mc Chris, MC5, Iggy Pop, Japanther, Wu-tang, Guitar Wolf.

Food:
I am a barbecue wizzard, there is none better.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good book
Music
Movies
Barbecue
my cat, Cherry Berry Poopiepants
Games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Zombies, and how to survive them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something very secret.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like Ben Folds...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You need a little dose of awesome in your life.
A scene DOES NOT determine who you are.
You know who Ken Marino is.
A night of nachos and MST3K sounds like time well spent.
You like the idea of christmas caroling in July.
I can paper mache your head.
If you duckface... ALL THE TIME!!!!