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31 Portland, OR Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jan 4
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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last night i was babysitting two girls that turned themselves into two grey cats. when the mother came home i couldn't stop dropping things and falling down. i was pretty embarrassed and that was just a dream!
my actual life isn't far from that. weird things are always happening and gravity isn't always on my side.

ALSO: that awful profile name is from a decade ago. I apologize for what my 21 year old self was thinking.
What I’m doing with my life
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my life mostly consists of playing music in private, drawing character sketches, climbing things, hiding well, listening hard, waiting for marvelous things to happen and drinking a whole lot of wine.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
doing the rap from tlc's 'waterfalls'. left eye my angel homeslice.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my mad dance moves or mismatched outfit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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-i am currently reading Black Moon by Kenneth Calhoun. It's not bad so far.

-harold and maude, welcome to the dollhouse, cube, jurassic park, labyrinth, pretty in pink, all the real girls, adventures in babysitting, rushmore, anything starring crispin glover.

-Lately it's been all about the bossa nova, french pop, swing, garage, free jazz and also david bowie (of course), boards of canada, dolly parton, a band of bees, blonde redhead, tlc, the cramps, martha and the vandellas, doris day, joni mitchell, phillip glass, elvis prestley, black lips and the troggs.

-expensive cheeses on a crispy cracker, omelets with at least 8 ingredients, dark chocolate anything and jumbo green olives.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music. nature. liquor. conversation. cat. bicycle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the dream i had last night and probably the solar system or ghosts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm in the pnw for a month and want some hang outs! Cuz I be selfish! FOOD TRUXXX!
You should message me if
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- you're not too obsessed with yourself
- you can romantically introduce me to crispin glover
- you love creepy cartoons
- you are not homeless
- you still own a VCR because you actually know what quality is and yes, you're a bit nostalgic but that's besides the point!!!

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