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robotsarered

33 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–37
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
AUTUMN 2013 UPDATE: lately, i have been having amazing fun sexy times with one of the coolest if not *the* coolest lady-bodied persons in new york city. we are involved in an experiment in monogamy, so i am not presently on the hunt. meanwhile, i am back to teaching, so i'm going to try and anonymize this a bit. sorry about the pictures. can't quite bring myself to take this thing down though.

nerdy, scruffy appearance; inexpensive but particular tastes. finally getting around to my years of decadence and debauchery, aka bourbon and pornography.

loves: architecture, karaoke, old negatives, comics, cozy productivity, sunshine biking, trivia, ILX, baking, pinball, dancing, keyboard music, slow-starting mornings.

from down south. no accent but i still say "y'all."

DISCLAIMER: while i'm not just on this thing to pick up hot babes, i'm very iffy on boyfriend/girlfriend heteronormative relationships. this has less to do with wanting to date lots of people at once and more to do with being an independent person who's mainly attracted to other independent people. i don't wanna own yr body. i don't wanna own yr time. i may get totally sweet on you all the same, but still.

consequently you'll hear me speak mainly of "lovers" in my past. this probably makes me sound like some dreadful polyamory fuck, but it's the best way i can name all the friends that have also been makeout partners, cuddlers, long rambling conversationalists, etc.

the original purpose of this profile was to help me cultivate a Reputation around town. soon, i thought, all the sweet, slutty hipster babe-a-lots will emerge from the woodwork and find in me their fated champion. it seems to have more or less worked out that way. new york!

(RIP "activity partners")
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
back to school, professional nerdperson, saying yes to things, projects formerly forestalled. better broke than bored.

i've traveled, mostly in the name of architecture. lots of memories. now i'm sort of focused on here-ness. exploring the city one unattractive 1960s architectural masterpiece at a time.

my perennial dream is to live in some attic in the late 1920s or early 1950s, with few possessions but lots of heart and intensely-lived evenings. i am having as hard a time giving up all my stupid stuff as i am finding a time machine.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
rationalizing extra dessert.
picking things up with my toes.
nerdy board games.

the most heartwarming compliment i've ever received was an ex-lover telling me i made her feel comfortable in her desires.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
whiteness, maleness, general class position, hair, beard (currently in remission), nose. sometimes i like to imagine i have a cute butt. people tell me that i wear unlikely color combinations and girls' shirts but i have no real concept of this unless i'm specifically thinking about it.

the gray hairs have started to show at a rate of about one every few months, and part of me is weirdly stoked about it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
WARNING, I HAVE CORNIER TASTE THAN ANYONE YOU KNOW.

books: nerdy nonfiction, virginia woolf, neal stephenson, gabriel garcia marquez, old x-men, pulpy garbage.

movies: i haven't seen anything that's in yr list and i rank dumb things highly. die hard and kiki's delivery service is all i really need. in the last two years i have been impressed by such masterpieces as road house, darkman, drunken master, the fugitive, and others. biggest disappointment on re-watch: the sandlot. what a disaster.

tv shows: mst3k, futurama, columbo, simpsons, twin peaks. generally watching tv makes me hate myself but lately a cider and half an episode of something-or-other make a good come-down.

music: anything that you can sing along to with giant emotions, great tunes, good words. 50s rock, classic country, 70s AM gold, chart pop and hip-hop of any era. core is beatles/elton/abba/wonder pop-rock. also max tundra, chuck berry, the ramones, parliament, wu-tang. miguel & the dream in the 2010s.

food: pancakes, tibetan fried momos, thai stuff, little debbies
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* camera
* bicycle
* record player
* books books books
* stupid computer
* incredibly filthy sex with sweet dirty girls
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
girls, architecture, songs i'll never finish writing, random little phrases from books i haven't read in ten years, the search for the perfect churned-up wallowin' mud bog, and all my dear sweet inspirational friends now scattered across the earth.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
decompressing after school, tinkering in lightroom, watchin a movie with my main lady squeeze, meeting old friends for cheapo dive drinks and lotsa laughs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1) i like curvy girls with mild overbites, slightly upturned noses, almond eyes, smiley cheeks, big lips, and (**IMPORTANT**) big firm bubbley butts. (i'm a connoisseur and i will show yr ass true lovin' appreciation if you want it.)

i also like severe hipster girls with fly bangs, precise teeth, and/or that one-side-of-yr-head-shaved deal. these things are hard-wired and i cannot apologize for them. i've been kinda swinging for femmier girls than i used to go for. not sure what that's about - in the last few years my eyes have been turned by skirts swooshing around thighs in a way that would shock and confuse my 24-year-old self.

2) good alternative: are you into this strange trend of the totally skin-tight show-yr-butt black tights, in combination with big goofy megaman size boots that make you look like a superhero or somethin? i approve of this trend, though i recognize this makes me really lame and gross sounding.

3) i have unusual turn-ons and i would just say "i'm kinky" but i feel like that's claiming unearned membership in a scene that i'm just beginning to explore. i like the things i like; you don't have to like 'em too, but open-mindedness is a nice thing and squeamishness is passe.

previously i've tried to sum it up by saying "i like it dirty" but this has been widely misunderstood. let's say "REALLY dirty." if you do fetlife we can swap details that way too (tho i'm not really active on there).

BUT. things don't always have to be so elaborate. i also like making out and groping and sweaty bodies rolling and squirming around together in the afternoon. oouh.
You should message me if
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you wanna go bike-exploring (especially stupid architecture crap).

you wanna get nerdy (rambling, hobbies, art, research etc).

you wanna get dirty (pie fights, mud pies, slimings and smears).

you wanna have yr picture taken. i do decent portraits though most of my experience is with dumb buildings. if my current career falls through i will go into the business of pinups and very niche softcore.

you wanna ball and yr not shy.

i've seen many a profile proclaim: "don't message me if you want to talk dirty to me." i kind of take the opposite stance on this issue.

don't take any offense if i don't write back. i am a huge flakewad. it doesn't mean i don't think you're nice n stuff. most people are basically all right, yknow?