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robotsinmyhead
29 / M / straight / Seeing someone
Plymouth, Indiana
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 9" (1.75m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Activity partners
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Atheism and somewhat serious about it
- Sign
- Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Science / Tech / Engineering
- Income
- $40,000–$50,000
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am old, cold, and covered in mold.
My Self-Summary
I'm a sucker for cornrows and manicured toes
I like cartoons and games and all sorts of stuff that I should've grown out of when I was a little. Graduating from college was the worst thing that ever happened to me.
I like video games and riding my bike! DO YOU LIKE THESE THINGS
AND MORE?
I'm an atheist, and with the possible exception of Buddhism, I think all major religions are inherently and irrevocably flawed.
I like vinyl, PVC, shiny things, glasses, piercings, and loud hair colors on girls, I don't like dancing, LARPers, the missionary position, stupid hats, breakfast cereal mascots, or shots fired in anger. Smoking is a deal breaker, cut that shit out. If you wear a Poncho and aren't a Peruvian maize farmer, leave now.
Despite all that, I don't take much seriously. I think you can find humor in everything, even yourself, and people who never laugh or make a good "your mom" or "that's what she said" joke when the opportunity arises are the kind of people I avoid.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently laid off, and have been for a while. It's boring and
depressing. The economy is a shithole and not having health
insurance is just super!
Currently in class for some serious IT training. It's pretty boring, but I might grow to like it.
Currently in class for some serious IT training. It's pretty boring, but I might grow to like it.
I’m really good at
Video games, sizing people up, drinking, fixing things, drunken haiku,
misanthropy, synIRC, cynicism, devious plots and
schemes, pining for the fjords.
The first things people usually notice about me
I blend in. I can disappear like a finely trained ninja.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
a - Anything by Vonnegut, Snow Crash, Catcher in the Rye, 1984, The Zombie Survival
Guide, Candide, Dune series, I like to read, but I have a
painfully short attention span. b - Super Troopers, The Big
Lebowski, South Park, Apocalypse Now, Star Wars, LotR, Office
Space, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Orgasmo, War movies, Faggy Art Movies. c
- Tenacious D! Alkaline Trio, Tool, NIN, AFI, Pitchshifter, SoaD, Rise Against, Audioslave, Mars
Volta/At the Drive-In, a lot of alt stuff, Ethel on XM47. No ska, no country, no
reggae, no other crap like that. I H-A-T-E Aerosmith and Creed with
a fiery passion. d - Most. I very rarely eat red meat, pass on
asparagus and eggplant. Veal... poor baby cows e - I love most
adult Cartoons on TV - as, Venture Brothers, ATHF, Futurama, Family Guy, and The Simpsons. G4TV,
X-Play, Attack of the
Show. The Office, History Channel, Comedy Central, Discovery
Channel.
goonery.
goonery.
The six things I could never do without
This question sucks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A soul-crushing amount of things that only the sweet release of
alcohol can purge from my consciousness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Underutilized.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
No u.
You should message me if
You're reading this.
I like getting random messages from random people. Message me at all costs.
You shouldn't message me if: You like ICP. You like ICP (intentional duplicate to make my point). You have a Taz tattoo anywhere on your body. You own an oversized sweatshirt with Tweetie Bird on it that wasn't used in a Halloween costume. You go out for a nice meal and always order spaghetti. You wear pajama pants in public more than once a year and don't have cancer. You even consider voting Republican. You think you have an "old soul" - new souls only!
I'm taken, but I like to look at the ladies and shoot the shit with people; so here I am.
I like getting random messages from random people. Message me at all costs.
You shouldn't message me if: You like ICP. You like ICP (intentional duplicate to make my point). You have a Taz tattoo anywhere on your body. You own an oversized sweatshirt with Tweetie Bird on it that wasn't used in a Halloween costume. You go out for a nice meal and always order spaghetti. You wear pajama pants in public more than once a year and don't have cancer. You even consider voting Republican. You think you have an "old soul" - new souls only!
I'm taken, but I like to look at the ladies and shoot the shit with people; so here I am.
