I like cartoons and games and all sorts of stuff that I should've grown out of when I was a little. Graduating from college was the worst thing that ever happened to me.
I like video games and riding my bike! DO YOU LIKE THESE THINGS
I'm an atheist, and with the possible exception of Buddhism, I think all major religions are inherently and irrevocably flawed.
I like vinyl, PVC, shiny things, glasses, piercings, and loud hair colors on girls, I don't like dancing, LARPers, anyone with a 'Fursona', the missionary position, stupid hats, breakfast cereal mascots, or shots fired in anger. Smoking is a deal breaker, cut that shit out.
Despite all that, I don't take much seriously. I think you can find humor in everything, even yourself, and people who never laugh or make a good "your mom" or "that's what she said" joke when the opportunity arises are the kind of people I avoid.
I'm a pragmatist, almost to a fault. I eschew fashion for function, am artistically devoid, and lack the whimsy of my forefathers. Everything I have, own, or do serves a purpose (at least for me). I guess that might make me boring to a lot of people, but I'm the problem destroyer and I can bail you out of anything.
I am old, cold, and covered in mold