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robotsrulejapan

39 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Native San Franciscan artist working on all the things all the time. Golden Gate Park is my backyard and its inhabitants are my friends. I like critters like raccoons and squirrels, doggies and kitty cats. One day I'd like to introduce a few breeding pairs of Greater Egyptian Jerboas into the park just to see what would happen. One time I saw a fox!
What I’m doing with my life
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Making and selling paintings and tending bar. Feeding the ducks at stow lake. Anxiously awaiting the bursting of the tech bubble or at least hoping that the city survives somehow. Looking forward to Inherent Vice and Star Wars 7. Sometimes I just look out at the ocean and wonder what it's all about.
I’m really good at
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Making art. Making friends with everyone's pets. Making people's pets be friends with other people's pets.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am handsome and kind to animals.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A note on the meaning of the word favorite. I see lots of people typing multiple answers to each thing. By definition you cannot have more than one favorite book or movie etc. Favorite means you favor this one thing over all other things. Now that that is out of the way:

Book: The Geography of Nowhere- "eighty percent of everything ever built in America has been built in the last fifty years, and most of it is depessing, brutal, ugly, unhealthy and spiritually degrading."

Movie: The Right Stuff- About the Mercury Seven astronauts. When men were men and looked like Ed Harris and Dennis Quaid and Sam Shepard.

Show: Dog with A Blog. Not really.

Music: Neil Young-He's from a town in North Ontario. He wears a poncho and put an electric motor in an old Chevy.

Food: Japanese-From the island of Japan. Where the people love robots and Maru the cat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Titanium White, Cadmium Red Light, Cobalt Blue, Burnt Sienna, Naples Yellow, Chromium Oxide Green.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mostly I daydream about a world without all of the Wallmarts and the Wallmart people buying the Wallmart things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In my studio painting listening to podcasts about things that I find interesting. Usually films, politics, and history. I will probably be wearing highwater bellbottom widewale corduroy overalls, a paisley flannel shirt, an ascot, and a Tyrolean yodeling cap. Sort of like George Lazenby in "On Her Majesty's Secret Service". I might also be memorizing world capitals or working on expanding my vocabulary.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The kinkajou's slender five-inch extrudable tongue helps the animal to obtain fruit and to lick nectar from flowers.
You should message me if
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you want to be rowed around stow lake and throw stale bread at families of adorable duckies. Taken for a picnic in the botanical garden amongst pissed off geese and aggressive squirrels. Day tripping to flea markets or estate sales or anywhere else that has cool junk. Hiking anywhere in Marin or further north. You are someone that is not drama or stress inducing, is self aware, generous, and thoughtful.

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