Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Native San Franciscan artist working on all the things all the
time. Golden Gate Park is my backyard and its inhabitants are my
friends. I like critters like raccoons and squirrels, doggies and
kitty cats. One day I'd like to introduce a few breeding pairs of
Greater Egyptian Jerboas into the park just to see what would
happen. One time I saw a fox!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making and selling paintings and tending bar. Feeding the ducks at
stow lake. Anxiously awaiting the bursting of the tech bubble or at
least hoping that the city survives somehow. Looking forward to
Inherent Vice and Star Wars 7. Sometimes I just look out at the
ocean and wonder what it's all about.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making art. Making friends with everyone's pets. Making people's
pets be friends with other people's pets.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am handsome and kind to animals.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A note on the meaning of the word favorite. I see lots of people
typing multiple answers to each thing. By definition you cannot
have more than one favorite book or movie etc. Favorite means you
favor this one thing over all other things. Now that that is out of
Book: The Geography of Nowhere- "eighty percent of everything ever
built in America has been built in the last fifty years, and most
of it is depessing, brutal, ugly, unhealthy and spiritually
Movie: The Right Stuff- About the Mercury Seven astronauts. When
men were men and looked like Ed Harris and Dennis Quaid and Sam
Show: Dog with A Blog. Not really.
Music: Neil Young-He's from a town in North Ontario. He wears a
poncho and put an electric motor in an old Chevy.
Food: Japanese-From the island of Japan. Where the people love
robots and Maru the cat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Titanium White, Cadmium Red Light, Cobalt Blue, Burnt Sienna,
Naples Yellow, Chromium Oxide Green.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mostly I daydream about a world without all of the Wallmarts and
the Wallmart people buying the Wallmart things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In my studio painting listening to podcasts about things that I
find interesting. Usually films, politics, and history. I will
probably be wearing highwater bellbottom widewale corduroy
overalls, a paisley flannel shirt, an ascot, and a Tyrolean
yodeling cap. Sort of like George Lazenby in "On Her Majesty's
Secret Service". I might also be memorizing world capitals or
working on expanding my vocabulary.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The kinkajou's slender five-inch extrudable tongue helps the animal
to obtain fruit and to lick nectar from flowers.
You should message me if
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you want to be rowed around stow lake and throw stale bread at
families of adorable duckies. Taken for a picnic in the botanical
garden amongst pissed off geese and aggressive squirrels. Day
tripping to flea markets or estate sales or anywhere else that has
cool junk. Hiking anywhere in Marin or further north. You are
someone that is not drama or stress inducing, is self aware,
generous, and thoughtful.
Who are you looking for?
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