Dear Stalkers,

   I have ... um ... This friend... Lets call him, Anthony. FUCK THAT! Lets call him Optimus Prime!

   Anyway, I sense he has a few problems in his life as of late, and as a friend its my duty (lulz duty) to help him. However, like I said its simply a hunch and Optimus Prime usually tells me whats bothering him so I don't know the course of action I should take.

   The reason I bring this up to you pleasent people bored enough to stumble upon my webpage, besides the fact that its 5am and have no one to talk to about this, is because I fear something might be coming between us as friends and if that happens then I won't have anyone to buy me (500) Days of Summer when it comes out on DVD!...

   ... Don't judge me... Its a completely valid reason to mantain a relationship with Optimus Prime.

I'm at 100% biatches!

Woo now i can go brag to all my friends!

i love dating sites for these simple reasons

no matter how different they claim to be they all have the same basic things in common. at any given time there will always be a 3:1 ratio of men to women, everyone describes themselves with the same limited description, the "unique 1 of a kind laid back person that lives life to the fullest and likes to have fun", and pictures of ppl in poses that they never do in a day to day situation.

anyway the previous run on sentence was pointless. the reason im typing this is cuz i just undergone a fit of hysterical laughter. the thing that caused this was scrolling through sum of the pages of the men on okcupid. not being interested in dudes ive never done this before but after seeing an entire page of womens profiles that said "replys very selectively" i thought to myself... no way can this be true for guys.

and sure enough it is the exact opposite. page after page of male profiles all being known to reply often. and no im not a moron i know full well why it is that way so dont bother replying to this entry telling me common knowledge. i just found it funny... quite funny. SMILEY FACE!!! =)

yea kinda sad hearin about micheal jackson dying at 50 today. not too incredibly sad tho he wasnt making any new music and everyone dies eventually ppl just blow celebraty deaths outa proportian. regardless of the fact that he was a weird ass guy he made some amazing songs that will never get old. ...

i miss george carlin and bernie mac. thats prolly a bias opinion on my part tho cuz i favor comedians over popstars/musicians. dam george carlin was a comedic genius. also lame to find out about ferra faucet.(dont know how to spell it cuz i wasnt even a fan)

on the bright side of today tho, i got my car fixed! so suck on that bitches

lulz emo titles make me giggle. /sigh i have absolutely nothing of importance to write okcupid just suggestion to make a journal entry.