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robthecomic

29 M Vallejo, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Sorry bitches, im recently taken, but dont worry, im sure that ill fuck this up and be back here sometime soon. Untill then i will be pretending to be better than you since im not single anymore!

Well, there is a lot to say. I am currently taking a break from stand up in order to actually make some money. I love comedy, but it's very hard to make money doing it. Currently I'm back in the restaurant biz. I cook, bar tend, and wait tables. I've been in the bay area for about a year now, and still don't really know too many people or places to go. So, if you know of a cool place, or if you're a cool person hit me up!

I'm very adventurous, and I love trying new things. So, if your down to go on a hike in the wilderness, or go on a bar crawl, or eat some crazy weird food, I'm in!

I am also a bit of an asshole. Not in a mean or douchey way. I just have this need to make fun of just about everything. I giggle a lot when no one is looking. If you can't take a joke, then you probably shouldn't message me.
What I’m doing with my life
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After spending the last 5 years of my life trying to get into a PhD program in Sociology, I was accepted into the University of Chicago, and promptly turned them down. Why? Because I decided that life is to be enjoyed, and not spent hunched over a desk dealing with research deadlines, undergraduate students, and stress. Instead, I became a comedian, and while there isn't a lot of money in being a performer, it is the most fun and gratifying thing that I have ever done. Besides I could always become a teacher, or a cop, or a bum.

Also, I am working on being awesome! After spending most of my life not really liking myself, I decided that I am indeed the bee's knees! So, every day when I wake up I try and think of one thing that I can do to either make me more happy, or make me a better person. I don't have a 5 year plan, but I do know that if you do one thing to make yourself more awesome everyday, that in 5 years you will be totally kick ass.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people think and laugh. I also give really good massages, I can change a flat tire, and am a master of talking my way out of bad situations.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my eyes, I get that a lot. I am also told multiple times a day that I look like Seth Rogan, which is a little irritating, but at least they are saying Jonah Hill.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books : Way too many books to list here, so, I'll just drop the big ones that have impacted me the most. Ishmael by Daniel Quinn, Mind, Self, and Society, by Mead. Civilization and its discontents, Freud. Last night at the lobster, Ohare. Anything by Alesiter Crowley. Anything by Terrance McKenna, any anything by zecharia sitchin!

Movie : As long as it has Zombies!

Shows : Vice Guide to Travel, Walking Dead, Mad Men, Louie, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, sons of Anarchy, Bite Me (youtube show), The Red Bar radio Show (podcast), and Breaking Bad.

Music: Hands down fav? Social Distortion! I was raised on punk rock so for me a lot of bands like Alkaline Trio, Nofx, Rancid, The Distillers, Bad Religion, and Millencollin.
I also like a lot of shitty radio stuff too, but we dont have to get into that.
I like a lot of the more underground hip hop. For isntance I am a huge Sage Francis fan. Or like Immortal technique, Jedi Mind Trick, Buck 65, cunninlynguists, J5, Mac lethal, MC Chris, and Tech n9ne
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 My son (Yeah, i forgot to mention him up until now. He's awesome, and he's 5! I started young, and stopped young. I am still friends with his mother, we split up about a year ago. I love being a dad. I don't recommend it to everyone, but its a lot of fun)
2 Laughter
3 Whiskey
4 Wine
5 Podcasts
6 Food that makes your tongue go, "wtf was that?"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I can not help but be a heavily philosophical thinker. As of late I have been reading a lot of Ram Dass, Terrance McKenna, Graham Hancock, Albert Camus, and I listen to a lot of Podcasts. So basically I sit around all day thinking about the singularity, or the end of the world, or zombie apocalypses, sometimes I think about what it would be like to not broke all of the time. Maybe sometimes I think about you? That would be weird, because I don't know you yet. That would be creepy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday night is usually a night that I have the kiddo, but on Saturdays you can usually find me doing a comedy show or 2, and then hanging out with friends usually at a dive bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like to take baths, but not just a regular boring bath. I drink scotch in the tub while listening to weezer and candlelight. That's my me time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You aren't insane. You want to meet up and drink and talk! Drinking and talking are two of the things that I do best! I'll bet I can impress you at least mildly with the way that I use words in combination with drink!