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roburdash

31 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), LISP (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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fat, dumb, and happy.

Looking for my Pat Benatar. Could you be that Pat Benatar?

I'm also looking for a place to buy a mannequin to use as a coat rack.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm pursuing my amateur napping career. While not pursuing my amateur napping career I enjoy working as a cook. While not enjoying working as a cook I like to steal music online. All of this affords me my real passion, appreciating inexpensive whiskey paired with inexpensive beer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Whelming, having an adequate time, biking against traffic, hiding in plain sight, eating the hell out of pizza, falling down vimeo and youtube rabbit holes, etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My wealth of knowledge!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Having gone to public school I don't know how to read so books are out, but I do own many collections of short stories (they just look so cool, don't they?), and some David Foster Wallace, and some Charles Bukowski, and some China Mieville. Holy shit, the movie Upstream Color was good. I'll watch anything with Channing Taitum in it. I'll listen to anything I can dance to, but give me Joy Division or Cold Cave any day. I'll eat anything with bacon on, in, or around it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Forms to fill out online.
2. My bike.
3. Bacon.
4. Ham.
5. Porkchops.
6. Dry wit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The microwave is way too trusting...I could be putting anything in there before I hit the popcorn button (it's always popcorn though). And boobs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or drinking, or drinking at working, or working at drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was born without a sense of humor.
You should message me if
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if you're looking for misadventures and someone to exchange high fives with and maybe even low fives if the mood is right.