Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
fat, dumb, and happy.
Looking for my Pat Benatar. Could you be that Pat Benatar?
I'm also looking for a place to buy a mannequin to use as a coat
I don't know why anyone refers to assless chaps. Chaps are normally
assless. Everyone should just be calling them chaps.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm pursuing my amateur napping career. While not pursuing my
amateur napping career I enjoy working as a cook. While not
enjoying working as a cook I like to steal music online. All of
this affords me my real passion, appreciating inexpensive whiskey
paired with inexpensive beer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Whelming, having an adequate time, biking against traffic, hiding
in plain sight, eating the hell out of pizza, falling down vimeo
and youtube rabbit holes, etc.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Having gone to public school I don't know how to read so books are
out, but I do own many collections of short stories (they just look
so cool, don't they?), and some David Foster Wallace, and some
Charles Bukowski, and some China Mieville. Holy shit, the movie
Upstream Color was good. I'll watch anything with Channing Taitum
in it. I'll listen to anything I can dance to, but give me Joy
Division or Cold Cave any day. I'll eat anything with bacon on, in,
or around it.
The six things I could never do without
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1. Forms to fill out online.
2. My bike.
6. Dry wit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The microwave is way too trusting...I could be putting anything in
there before I hit the popcorn button (it's always popcorn though).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or drinking, or drinking at working, or working at
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was born without a sense of humor.
You should message me if
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if you're looking for misadventures and someone to exchange high
fives with and maybe even low fives if the mood is right.
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