I'm slightly uncomfortable talking about (read: "selling") myself, so if you're looking for a quick character study, you should probably just skip to what my friend carelesshipster wrote a little farther down the page. What lies ahead is irreverence, sprinkled with a bit of sincerity.
• I am a circumcised polyglot, and I occasionally use capital letters.
• I am recession-proof.
• I love to laugh. However, I am congenitally unable to do so.
• 8 out of my 9 ex-wives agree: I'm a great catch.
• I will call you lazy and fat, I will make comments about your intimate details to even the most casual of acquaintances, I will forget to call, write, and forget your name, I will steal the covers in bed and then push you onto the floor, I will hate your friends, I will hate your family, I will read over your shoulder, but you won't care because in the morning I will make you a killer omelette.
Dogs approach me on the street, wearing friendly looks. And they are great judges of character, as you know.
There's a serious side to me; I'm just not writing about that here because how many interesting ways are there to say "I like to laugh, I'm a good person, I enjoy doing activities with someone else", etc.?
N.B.: If you've written "I love to laugh" or any derivative thereof in your profile, I will be very disappointed. Are there people out there who don't like to laugh? People with severe internal hemorrhaging or stomach staples, perhaps?
I like people of all stripes. I probably like you and I don't even know you.