slacker extraordinaire, in love with intuition, well read but low brow, completely lucid one moment and completely nonsensical the next, covert anime fan (but won't admit to it), overt art history fan, non-musical music fan, bicycle racing, bicycle fixing, erstwhile scientist attempting a scientific extreme life makeover.

(say it in one breathless run-on)

trying to get my ass back in school; that donkey's just too dumb

*edit:
now that that's accomplished (lawshkool), i'm undertaking an experiment to determine how much sriracha sauce improves the various foods that i eat.

riding shotgun, grammar police, awkward social faux pas (redundancy alert), kludgey retrofits, thinking of others but forgetting to call them

if you listen to my gay lawschool friends: that i'm little (and cutie) apparently

I like books, classics, anything russian, anything bukowski. Project Gutenberg has many pieces of fine out of copyright literature available for free. Yes that's right free. If you can stand to read from your computer screen you'll love it too.
Not into movies; no, really, I've decided that I'm not.
Music is fun; I wish I owned more CDs. (to buy: Liars - Liars, Marnie Stern - In Advance of a Broken Arm, suddenly there's the the buzz surrounding the bands of the smell; No Age seems the coolest to me, though there was that aborted BARR performance in NOLA, so maybe i would have liked them and could have been on the bleeding edge for like a second, oh and there's that Television album that i'm always looking for but can never seem to find)
My brother's a chef, nuf said. (but if you made me choose, I could eat nori komi furikake seasoned rice every day and not tire of it)

water, sleep, long ass bike rides, winter, spring, and fall

keeping my mouth shut.

big city nights

my bicycles are like my harem

all your communications end in one line jokes

or if you'll show me around the city,
and where i can't go after dark.
i'm not into skating though.

also the joke thing, fer sure.