wookin pa nub, ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

dude doing dude stuff. shift key is so small i'm not bothering with capitalization. well, the left shift key is pretty big but i've been right shifting my entire life and i'm still getting used to left shifting. these are difficult times. i'd like to say that i think they will end soon but i'm not in the mood to fool myself. i'm country and do country shit all day long. ALL DAY LONG.

I am manipulative, sunsets???, and a joker

whatever i want. really. i have a million hobbies and NOBODY CAN STOP ME NOW.

i guess anything i spend enough time on, right? i think most people have the ability to become adept in anything they practice at.

My eyes. Then my hair, then my eyes again, then the bloody spear. And finally my eyes.

country music, kenny loggins, thai curries. kenny loggins, willie nelson, willie nelson, kenny loggins, loggins and messina, willie wayne anderson and bourbon fervor.

family, friends, fishing, camping, hiking, trekking, backpacking, women, beer, music, bikes, motorcycles, guns, natural areas and the out of doors. i know that's 7. i can count.

cheese, cheese, cheese. dairy wonder of the galaxy. wonderful cheese.

asleep by 6:30pm

when i say asleep i mean passed out from all the gold paint i've been huffing all day.

i have a soft spot for gary glitter.

i'm not gonna tell you what to do, you aren't my slave. bonus points if you want to be my slave, though.