People are awesome.

Born and raised in LA.

##> Here's a treat - a picture of me without a shirt on: http://imgur.com/TvGYU.jpg - Don't be scared. Go on. Check it out. Fine. Don't look at it. You don't know what you're missing. ##

I have an unquenchable thirst for knowledge, and over the years, have learned so much about music, art, logic, human psychology, history, anthropology. Teach me something new.

I have my life together, I know what I want, and live life as an old soul, while laughing at everything. EVERYTHING.

I need more hockey. I understand that this is Rangers town, but I was indoctrinated to love the LA Kings for years. So wooooo Kings. Wooooo.

I'm fascinating because I choose to be.

I am told I'm deep and deeply complex. Take that for what you will.

Living my dreams... for real. Ok.. fine. I perform on broadway. Stalk away.

Crossfit.

What's next? Rock climbing, more snowboarding, writing a bit, and some cool new projects. I'm super active and ambitious like that.

Picking out people's heritage by their facial features.

Deconstructing everything.

Somehow, I know the first names of the group "Color Me Badd" from memory.

You're, your, there, their, they're.

(╯°□°）╯︵ ɯoɯ ɹnoʎ

The dance party that usually erupts around me.

People list hundreds of things here. Here's the quick blast:

Cat's Cradle, Under The Banner Of Heaven, lots of non-fiction. And The Four Agreements.

Shawshank Redemption, Back To The Future, Moon.

Mr. Bungle, AC/DC, The Darkness, Earth Wind & Fire, Beastie Boys, Journey, Hall and Oates, Ben Folds, (older) Metallica, The Mars Volta, The Aquabats. And now... Dubstep WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB.

The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Family Guy, Adventure Time.

And a LOT of Doctor Who now.

Lots of podcasts: NPR, The Bugle, and GiantBomb.

1. A Nitrogen & Oxygen mixed atmosphere
2. A temperature habitable for a human
3. Water
4. Nutrition
5. Human interaction
6. The Barry Gibb Talk Show

How so many girls want to "travel", but I haven't met one who has made it specific to "time travel".

Why people often define their lives and personalities on external things rather than letting it come from within. Like, how some people want to be artists, and have to make sure everyone knows that they're an artist, rather than just making cool shit.

A lot of girls don't want to meet a serial killer. That's understandable. I'm wondering how they know. I sure hope that they don't get to the meeting-at-a-bar-stage if they know that the guy's occupation is "serial killer". Not a lot of money in serial killing, I imagine.

Oxford commas and sexytime (sometimes with oxford commas).

Dancing on tables.

I have a thing for artisanal and obscure beers and cocktails. So long walls of draft levers and speakeasies are awesome.

Once a year, I perform in a strip show.

I also am not a big fan of cheese, which to some, is like saying you kill babies. I like a little cheese, jeez. Give me a break.

I don't lie about my stats (height, weight, etc). Either you like me or you don't.

I'm a hot guy. Please get up and turn on the air conditioning, it's quite hot in here. Thank you for doing that for me.

Typing "u" as opposed to "you" is a major turnoff.

You're vibrant, outgoing, a conversationalist, and confident. Snarky or well versed in the art of snark is welcome as well.

I like people with passion, drive, and direction.

I get along with Republicans, but I will not date one.

I'm not looking for floaters, or people whose hobbies ONLY include "drinking with friends". Life is meant to be rocked. Looking for someone to do wild things with.