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32 M Miami Beach, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:32pm
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Norwegian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
...and now for something completely different...

I'm really not mainstream. A Miami Beach native. I like to walk. No drugs. Vegan. Love learning new things, gaining new perception, having thought provoking conversations. I do value the romance aspect of a relationship but not necessarily the "Disney" idea of it. I like consideration. Compassion. Positivity. No drama. No games. All the good stuff that's hard to find. That's why I am on here...hah. What's your excuse??
What I’m doing with my life
waiting for this site to prove me wrong. also creating magic (a.k.a. music), pursing happiness, rejecting fear, shattering the matrix, connecting with source (slowly but surely) and looking for someone to commence an amazing new chapter with
I’m really good at
writing dating profiles (obviously)... mispronouncing the name Regina... coming up with songs... and kissing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Human Race Get Off Your Knees (David Icke), You Never Give Me Your Money (Peter Doggett), The Guy Under The Sheets (Chris Elliott)

Movies: Head by the Monkees

TV: Don't own a TV but enjoy absurd, lo-fi and/or British shows such as Monty Python's Flying Circus, The IT Crowd, Get A Life!, Check It Out!, Fawlty Towers, Arrested Development, Gerhard Reinke's Wanderlust, Miami Vice, The Office (BBC)

Music: The Kinks, Sparks, Procol Harum, David Bowie, Badfinger, Lou Reed, The Moody Blues, The Band, Spirit, Jethro Tull, Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, Van Der Graaf Generator, 10cc, Harpers Bizarre, The Move, Family, Blossom Toes, Amon Duul II, Patto, The Beach Boys, Kevin Ayers, The Who, Bee Gees, The Easybeats, The Byrds, Steely Dan, Donovan, George Harrison, Big Star, T.Rex, Incredible String Band, John Cale, Fleetwood Mac, Cat Stevens, The Pretty Things, Melanie, Genesis, Chicago, Jimmy Campbell, Bill Fay, Kaleidoscope, Free, Pink Floyd, Jefferson Airplane, Jack Bruce, Talking Heads, Mother Mother, Cake, Eno, The Zombies... you know all the trendy new artists :D

Food: I try to keep a vegan diet. So according to my friends I just eat plants and dirt. I don't care what you eat unless you are a cannibal.
The six things I could never do without

(and Trader Joe's)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why humans are the only species on Earth to pay to live here
On a typical Friday night I am
messing around with the soda machine at Pei Wei even though I know I shouldn't
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
that i'm only on this site to make the other guys look bad...

oh and that I read The Onion as if it's the real news
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you aren't confused between price and value
you have the words hot and/or wet in your username
you are not afraid of thinking
you just want to buy me a Golden Monkey
you aren't too lame
you don't do drugs
you don't take this too serious
you can live without your phone*

*for at least 10 minutes