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28 Providence, RI Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:42pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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Teaching the local opossums how to get into my neighbor's garbage. It's a hoot.

I also moonlight as an Elvis Costello impersonator.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Skipping breakfast.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The opossum scratches that cover my face and neck.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dharma Bums, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Dubliners, Elegant Universe, Finnegans Wake, Ghost Town, Ghost World, The Frogs, Hells Angels: The Strange and Terrible Saga, The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Neuromancer, On the Road, Sirens of Titan, Slaughterhouse Five, The Sun Also Rises, Timequake, True Grit, Tao Te Ching, Universal Baseball Association, J. Henry Waugh, Prop.

Movies: Akira, Bladerunner, Blow, Blues Brothers, Big Lebowski, Clerks, Dead Man, Fear and Loathing, Gangs of New York, In the Mood For Love, Lonesome Jim, The Magnificent Seven, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Pulp Fiction, Six String Samurai, Snatch, Star Wars Trilogy, Straight to Hell, Trainspotting, Sukiyaki Western: Django, Waking Life, Yomjibo, Zardoz.

TV Shows: Venture Brothers, It's Always Sunny, and The Simpsons: seasons four through nine.

Music: Gram Parsons and the Flying Burrito Brothers, Dinosaur Jr, Velvet Underground, Guy Clark, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Joe Strummer, Bob Dylan, Sam Cooke, Buddy Holly, Django Reinhardt, Elvis Costello, Elvis Presley, Shonen Knife, Old and in the Way, Rolling Stones, Neil Young, Ry Cooder, Iron and Wine, The Byrds (Sweetheart of the Rodeo and The Ballad of Easy Rider), Bob Marley and the Wailers, The Pillows, David Bowie, Lee Perry, Robert Johnson, Mickey and Sylvia, The Beatles, Hot Tuna, New Riders of the Purple Sage, The Pogues, Townes Van Zandt, Queen, The Beach Boys, Tom Waits, Toots and the Maytals, Ros Sereysothea, The Beatles, The Clash, Johnny Cash, Sham 69, Grateful Dead, Pixies, R. Crumb and His Cheap Suit Serenaders, Mazzy Star, Old Crow Medicine Show, Tommy Makem and the Clancy Brothers, Jimmy Castor Bunch, The Only Ones, Bruce Springsteen (Nebraska and The Seeger Sessions), Stiff Little Fingers, The Ramones, Warren Zevon.

I'm almost certain "Love Is Strange" by Mickey and Sylvia is the greatest song ever written or performed. Or "Dearest." ... I think I'm starting to like "Dearest" better.

Food: Coconut water, gyudon, sri racha, coffee, tea, chili, fish'n'chips, beans'n'rice, avocado, broccoli, spinach, tofu, corned beef, canned sardines, rye bread, fried alligator, kiwi, apples, sauerkraut, hot pickles, red bell peppers, bananas, habaneros, miso soup, sukiyaki, fried chicken, biscuits and gravy, chickpeas, palak paneer, flat bread, naan, spicy tekka, lentil soup, Singapore noodles, anything with cilantro, lime, chili, and scallions.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A stringed instrument.
Coconut water.
Something good to read.
The English language.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Biology, history, food, chemistry, food-chemistry, culture, race, gender, whatever I've been reading, mythology, etymology, women, outer space, religion, music, the evolution of life/language/culture, and I dunno ... buncha other stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doin' something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cruise OkCupid drunk on Keystone Ice, with my shirt half unbuttoned, listening to Steely Dan.
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