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63 M Calgary, Alberta, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 15
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am what I am. If I am not what I am, then I would be what I am not. Because I am not what I am not, therefore I have to be what I am. Otherwise I would not be what I am but would be what I am not, and that is not what I am to be. So, here I am... that's what I am, really. Am I not? Really?

I am Tall, dark and handsome, and 1 out of 3 ain't bad
What I’m doing with my life
1. Carrying on living my life until I die.
2. Live longer than my friends and loved ones so they know they'd be missed.
3. Live longer than my enemies so I can laugh at their graves
4. Die before my friends and loved ones so they don't have to look after me.
5. Die before my enemies so I would have my last words.
I’m really good at
Babbling, at times. You see when I was younger, I liked to argue... O I mean discuss, with my friends about almost anything and everything. I particularly enjoyed arguing both sides of the same topics. That sometimes kept my friends wondering and off-balance. I thought it was fun. Besides, if you can see things from both sides and discuss them convincingly, then you really understand... blah blah blah...
... and then, now that I am older and less intelligent, I am also really good at keeping my mouth shut and keeping secrets. Of course I am also good at some other things but those are for you to find out. Then I have been told that I am good for nothing.
The first things people usually notice about me
Did anybody actually notice me??? wow!!! They must be either be truly intelligent or weird like me, or both but not necessarily in that order. Okay, probably my hair, or the lack of it; then my weird sense of humour, or the lack of it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Playboy... but I only read it for the articles, of course. Wait that's a Magazine, not a book. OK, the book that I found truly interesting is Bloodline of the Holy Grail by Laurence Gardner, a very well research non-fiction and very readable. Currently I am trying to get a copy of The Gospel of Judas...
Movies and music are for entertainment so I prefer them enjoyable, not annoying, and man o man, raps and punk rocks/metal ARE annoying, ditto ... never mind.
As for food, like they say, the Chinese will eat anything that was alive at one time, have at least 4 legs (I guess wings and fins count too, LOL) and with their backs to the sky ... well, that has a certain truth in it for me too... be bold, be adventurous, be open-minded. Bon Apetit.
The six things I could never do without
Are there really anything which we could truly never do without besides the obvious like Air, Water, Food, Liberty, Life and Toilet/Tissue Paper??? Yea... Toilet Paper, that's THE one thing I can never do without, especially because large leaves usually grow in the tropics. Other than that, I can usually find substitutes for many other things, most of them anyway.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who, whom, what, when, where, why, how and how many...
Did Man create God in his own image or did God create Man in its own image?
How wide is the Universe, and what is the edge of the Universe like?
Can you step with one foot over the edge of the Universe or is the edge of the Universe like the surface of a mirror?
Is there sex in Heaven?
If all your friends are in Hell, would you rather be in Heaven or be with them?
Why is Heaven above and Hell below?
If Heaven is above, does it take you longer to reach Heaven than me to reach Hell if we happen to die at the same time?
Does anybody care what I spend a lot of time thinking about anything?
If I spend only a little time thinking of a lot of things, will that be better than spending a lot of time thinking only one thing?
Is sex a thing?
What did I do yesterday?
Why do I come upstairs for?
Did I close the garage door when I left the house?
On a typical Friday night I am
...gazing out at the moon-lit sky with my love, enjoying the tranquility and serenity around us. It is a mild and warm evening, with just a light breeze tingling our skins. Then I turn to my love and say. "Heyu beby, let's play Weeweechu." "Oh no, no now, hunny. lets luk at the moon instead," she replies. "Oh, c'mon beby, let's play Weeweechu. I luf you and dis is the perfect time," I plead with her. "But I'd wather just hold your hand and watch the moon." "Plees, beby. Just once play Weeweechu wif me." She finally turns and looks at me and says, "OK, we play Weeweechu just once, then we watch the moon." So I grab my guitar and we sing together... "Weeweechu a melly Quismus, Weeweechu a melly Quismus, Weeweechu a melly Quismus, and a Happy New Year."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I admit nothing. It wasn't me. I didn't do it. well, not willingly anyway. It's not my fault. I was tempted. They dared me to do it. I didn't want to do it but they made me do it. He made me do it. She made me do it. The devil made me do it. It was supposed to be a secret. It is a secret and I am not going to tell. But ...

... Listen (do da do) . Do you want to know a secret. (do da do) If you promise not to tell (do da do), woh, woh, woh. Closer (do da do), let me whisper in your ear (do da do), Say the words you long to hear ... Oh that's the song by the Beatles...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 39–69
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
1. you think that life shouldn't be taken too seriously.
2. you are feeling stressful enough at work already but getting drunk at a pub is not the way to let the steam out.
3. you don't know whom you should message and why.
4. you have a secret to tell, but just can't tell anyone else (I will be discreet. I even spell the word right).
5. you are not dead
6. I am not dead yet
7. If you are curiously/crazy/patient/weird/bored enough to read through the whole thing to this point, then you should really drop me a line ...