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29 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:16pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any

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My self-summary
Αspiring to try everything. I've been called the real life Bart Simpson my whole life.

If you're into the poly/open lifestyle, enjoy the underbelly of Seattle and can find humor in anything, we'll probably get along great. Also, tattoos, I've got quite a collection. It would be rad if you do too, but not necessary. Also, intelligence and the ability to carry on a fun conversation will go far with me.

Let's get to know each other, get a drink and have a good time. Show me around Seattle, especially anything underground or alt/low brow.
What I’m doing with my life
Photography's always been my passion and I'm branching out into more work with alt models and glamour sets. I'm pretty proud of my ability to make anyone into a work of art. If you're interested in sitting for a session, get at me. I don't charge for the session since I'm just trying to build my portfolio and get my name out. "Let's make some Art"
I’m really good at
Procrasterbating. Sarcasm. Running punk shows. Brewing beer. Photography and lighting. Beard growing, its harder than it looks. Kissing. Working hard with my hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard, glasses or teeth (FYI they are very straight and well kept, just wanna clear that up bc someone wondered if I had a fucked up grill).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music. Doom. Sludge. Crust. Oi! Punk. Psychobilly. Rockabilly. Old school country. 80's new wave. O.G. rap.
Books. Chuck P. Cormac McCarthy. Richard Dawkins. The Ethical Slut
Movies. The good the bad and the ugly. Hero. Anything by Tarantino, Sorcese, P.T. Anderson. Cult films. Japanese and Korean. Horror and good comedies. All the VHS tapes. Carl Sagan's cosmos.
All the food! Sushi. Italian. Chinese. Mexican. Home cooked meals.
Queen. If you're not into them, we probably won't get along.
The six things I could never do without
A camera and lenses, I own a lot.
Beer! PBR or whatever's in my hand at the moment.
Music! Oi! Oi! Oi!
Books! Its great to learn, cuz knowledge is power!
Family! Wish they were here.
Friends! My Seattle family.
Glasses...Its kinda nice to be able to see.
IG @pabstblueheathen356
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, science, music. Atheism, skepticism, feminism, gay rights, how its all related probably more than anything else. What kind of beer I want to brew next.
Lately, a lot about rape culture in the punk scene and the ability of some to brush off the acts of offenders because of an idolization.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working door security or at a show, its what I do! Or camping, let's go camping...are we camping yet?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Really not a fan of oxford commas. *Gasp, sacrilege!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You were definitely a 90's kid.
You Gizoogled this profile.
You're poly/open or ok with casual dating. You practice ethical non-monogamy and are kink friendly.

You promise not to ever kill me in my sleep. For some reason this crosses my mind every time someone asks for my number. Please don't be an axe murderer, please don't be an axe murderer!

You wanna:
Go to a show, art or music
Get a drink
Sit in on photo session