Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I can't promise much, but I can promise I won't send you an
unsolicited dick pic.
Can sunday morning breakfast be a first date?
Do you have a bike? Can we ride out to the middle of nowhere just
Αspiring to try everything. I've been called the real life Bart
Simpson my whole life.
If you enjoy the underbelly of Seattle and can find humor in
anything, we'll probably get along great. Also, tattoos, I've got
quite a collection. It would be rad if you do too, but not
necessary. Also, intelligence and the ability to carry on a fun
conversation is a big bonus.
Definitely not looking for princess types, people who's personality
revolves around ganja or non cuddlers.
Let's get to know each other, get a drink and go to a show!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Photography's always been my passion and I'm branching out into
more work with alt models and glamour sets. I'm pretty proud of my
ability to make anyone into a work of art. If you're interested in
sitting for a session, get at me. I don't charge for the session
since I'm just trying to build my portfolio and get my name out.
"Let's make some Art"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrasterbating. Sarcasm. Running punk shows. Brewing beer.
Photography and lighting. Beard growing, its harder than it looks.
Kissing. Working hard with my hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nose or teeth (FYI they are very straight and well kept, just wanna
clear that up bc someone wondered if I had a fucked up grill).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music. Doom. Sludge. Crust. Oi! Punk. Psychobilly. Rockabilly.
Honky tonk country. 80's new wave. O.G. rap.
Books. Chuck P. Cormac McCarthy. Richard Dawkins. The Ethical
Movies. The good the bad and the ugly. Hero. Anything by Tarantino,
Scorcese, P.T. Anderson. Cult films. Japanese and Korean. Horror
and good comedies. All the VHS tapes. Carl Sagan's cosmos.
All the veggie food! Breakfast, Sushi. Italian. Chinese. Mexican.
Home cooked meals. Pho!
Queen. If you're not into them, we probably won't get along.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My rescued black mexican king snake Siouxie Sioux.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Hey,girl. Are you the bible? Because men keep misinterpreting what
you say to back up their own selfish agendas"
The future, science, music. Teleportation. Atheism, skepticism,
feminism, gay rights, how its all related probably more than
Lately, a lot about rape culture in the punk scene and the ability
of some to brush off the acts of offenders because of an
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Definitely at a show, its what I do! Or camping, let's go
camping...are we camping yet?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I read zine's, photo sets and anything else that will allow it
right to left, I dunno why, I just prefer it that way.
I am the real DJ CeaseFire
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
**I feel like this needs to be stated here and up front, I dont
like my feelings toyed with anymore than anyone else, best to be
honest and up front.
One night stands are not something you are interested in, bc I'm
not. Yes, it says I'm interested in casual sex, but I want to get
to know you first before or if it goes any further.
Independant as fuck, but can be swayed to kick it by the right
You were definitely a 90's kid.
You Gizoogled this profile.
You promise not to ever kill me in my sleep. For some reason this
crosses my mind every time someone asks for my number. Please don't
be an axe murderer, please don't be an axe murderer!
Go to a show, art or music
Get a drink
Sit in on photo session
Build a fort and nerd out on Adventure Time and snacks.
Fodees in the park people watching.
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