I'm a total geek and an all-around average guy. I'm not too deep or philosophical. I don't read much or watch deep movies. I have no "scene" and don't use the word "queer," as I don't feel strange or different (totally cool if you identify as queer--it's just not me). I'm not obsessed with my appearance. I'm mostly just laid-back and fun/carefree. It's sad that in the gay world we have to specify that we're "drama-free," but so be it. I'm drama-free and also lean towards the masculine side. Oh, and gay bars are THE WORST.
I may not be "fit," but I'm in good shape with a slight beer belly (comes with the bartending territory). It's not going anywhere anytime soon, but I don't think I'm by any means unattractive because of it.
That being said, I like beer.
Hide your kids.
Hide your wife.