30 Fort Lauderdale, FL
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My self-summary
Hi :) Ain't nobody got time for that!
What I’m doing with my life
Working my ass off at a hotel! Bwhahaha I'm starting a music management group that manages rock bands, I already run and own a non-profit music promotion organization. My dream is to raise over 1 million dollars for cancer research and own a record label. If you're gonna dream, dream about something big! ;)
I’m really good at
Kicking people in the shins and or face. Making not so fun things fun. Some sports. Sleeping. Eating. Drinking games. Llama racing. Cartwheels. Dance offs. Seaweed sculpting. Alligator wrestling. COD.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor, I find a lot of things funny, that most people don't. I'm a little kid at heart.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Ohhhhhhh there's soooo many The Gladiator, Snatch, Fight Club, The Hangover 1 & kinda number 2 lol, IP Man, Scarface, Godfather 1 and 2, Casino, Superbad, Grandmas Boy, blow, Super troopers, fear and loathing, me there's a ton lol

Love all: food

Shows: Trueblood, Dexter, Weeds, The League, Always Sunny, Family guy duh, Robot Chicken, Archer, The Walking Dead, some anime etc

Music: The Devil Wears Prada, Underoath, Chiodos, Emarosa, Dance Gavin Dance, Rebelution, 311, Attack Attack, Mars Volta, Asking Alexandra, Thrice, City and Colour, Mad Caddies, and a little of everything else.

Books: Heavier Than Heaven (Kurt Cobain Bio), The Art of War, The Story of Buddhism, To kill a mocking bird, and a bunch of other historical books.
The six things I could never do without
Martha Stewart
Peanut/Almond/Pretzel m&m's
YouTubing fail videos
Making a 7th line for a six part question
On a typical Friday night I am
Who knows?!?!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a narcissist with high cholesterol
You should message me if
You're not a snob.