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44 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more

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My self-summary
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Heart of a warrior, mind of an inventor, soul of an artist. Currently seeking a unicorn! :)

Living in Mar Vista after 17 years in Hollywood. Still reeling from the culture shock, yet loving the the west side more and more.

While never taking life seriously, I AM a seriously committed truth seeker and student of lineage Tantra, Yoga and esoteric spirituality.

Ideally, you are smart, funny, confident, authentic and down to earth -- with a HIGH ADVENTURE DRIVE and a LOW DRAMA drive. Major bonus points if you study Tantra or yoga.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a recovering musician - now 10 years into my second dream of using technology to plant (positive!) messages in the subconscious minds of the sleeping masses.

Some qualities you have to have:
- fun and positive attitude
- independent
- serious without taking yourself too seriously
- you'd jump off a cliff in a paraglider because I dared you to
- you have an appetite for mischief, hijinks and / or shenanigans
- you love kissing
- you are too busy enjoying the present moment to think about texting
(please re-read that last one!)

Qualities I might dislike in you:
- you are afraid to speak your mind
- the word I is one of the top 3 words in your profile (OK, this isn't a quality so much as an indicator)
- you constantly depend on others to help you out

BTW If I decide to meet you, know that I will SHOW UP and be present, engaging, playful, authentic and spontaneous. My phone will be off and I'll look better than my photos. The same is expected in return.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Breathing, full body orgasms, emotional alchemy and offending the humorless...

Oh, and kissing. I am an incredibly good kisser.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes it's my parasitic twin and other times it's my invisible dog.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Screwball comedies, 80s, film noir, gangster, cult films, documentaries.

Authors: Hunter Thompson, Osho, Aldous Huxley, Hesse, Vonnegut, Bukowski, Patanjali, Abhinavagupta, Vyasa

Comics: Dave Attell, Louis CK, Sarah Silverman, Daniel Tosh, Jon Stewart, David Cross, Gilbert Godfrey

Music: New Wave, Punk, Ska, Surf, Kirtan, Electronic, House, Trance, Chill, Classic Bluegrazz, Funk, 60's Northern Soul, Classical.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Toughguy Shooters
"You Go Girl" Coffee Mug
My Truman Show like life extras (I'm onto you guy who delivered my pizza last week and then was working airport security yesterday!)
My Trident
Wait I lost count...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Would a frienemy with benefits be more exciting than a friend with benefits?

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Unplugging others from the matrix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I feel like a visitor from a bygone era

I recently left in the middle of a date because she took an unimportant phone call in the middle of a nice restaurant.

Oh and I was recently initiated by Amma on happenstance.
You should message me if
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You are a Unicorn.
You march to a different drummer.
You are challenging.
You love to laugh and are dry and quick witted.
You're a fun loving single mom (not a requirement -- I just ❤ single moms).
You can teach me Sanskrit
You state you are a "yogi" AND have actually read the Yoga Sutras of Patanjali
You share my venomous hatred for negative people (and love for bad puns and oxymorons!)
You noticed that I ended each item in this list with a period but then stopped-- and this does not bother you

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