I'm a big dork. I like improv, Kurt Vonnegut and crappy movies.

I like all types of people. I find that I feel a person is more physically attractive if they're inteligent or funny and I enjoy being around people who are passionate.

Not that they have to be passionate about what I'm passionate about... but I like people who let their blood boil over things once in a while, and have original opinons.

Also, before you waste any more time on me I want to say this. I only have one rule: be honest. If you only want to hang out, fine. If you're looking for a quick fuck, fine. If you're looking for some one to spend eternity with, I guess that's fine too. Just don't play head games and pretend you want something else. I'm bored of bullshit and lies. Be honest with me or don't waste my time.

UPDATE 8/18/09: I've realized that my last paragraph, about being honest, has confused alot of people. So I'm going to be a little more direct. I have nothing against people being interested in sex, friends with benefits, or wild and crazy hook ups. But I'm NOT interested in being some one's cheap slut. If you aren't enlightened enough to know the difference between being open and free with sexuality and looking to score, I'm really not interested in a sexual relationship with you.

Please save all that effort it takes you to write those 5 word messages a la: "Hey baby, lets go fuck!" for some one else, and reconsider me when your vocabulary and manners have reached a 5th grade level.

I'm an office zombie.

Technically, I'm in art school, but I don't consider myself artistic because my major is screenwriting.

I tend to take myself too seriously, and get caught up in the "now" more than I'd like. I can be fun, I swear! You just need to remind me of it!

I hate this question because, to be honest, I'm not really good at anything. Plus, even if I was, how do you talk about what you're good at with out sounding like a complete arrogant prick?

I'm not the type of girl who gets noticed much.

Books:
I love Kurt Vonnegut and George Saunders. I need to expand my horizons. I've been dipping my feet in Neil Gaiman, and just finished (and LOVED) Books of Blood Barker I've also realized that despite the fact that I read copious amounts of books, I have absolutely horrendous grammar and spelling. I guess it takes a lot of effort to get style down, huh?

Movies
Cannibal! The Musical, Superbad, Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Star Wars
I'm sure, one of these days, I'll grow up and start watching movies with substance, but until then, just let me enjoy "Supetroopers" in peace!
If I ever get to make movies, though, I hope that they'll be something like Adventureland, or Away We Go. But just because i'm wasting my time and money on film school doesn't mean I ever think I'll be able to make something like that.

Music:
I've recently realized that my music tastes change just about every minute of the day. Music is such a vital part of life, that I can't limit myself to a specific Genre, and to list all of my "Favorites" would be tedious, and just as boring to you as it would be for me.

Food:

I like spicy stuff and vodka

1)Writing 2)Friends 3)Family 4)Comedy 5)Music 6) Ambition

Little Green Monsters, Occasionally stuff that's a little more cerebral.

Usually saying something just a little too liberal, or enjoying acting like a total nerd.

I'm too old to love cartoons as much as I do.

You can help make me "What I'm doing on a Friday Night" at least a little more interesting... you're bored, hilarious, or like to entertain geeky girls...If you know any good jokes, or a great place to grab a strong drink and let loose!