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rockykitten

23 / F / bisexual / Married

Weed, California

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
—
Looking For
New friends, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Libra and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Hawaiian (Poorly)

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I am perky, tastefully-slutty?, and snarky.

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My Self-Summary

updated 10/4/09
pregnant, married, live in weed california.
more when i'm motivated.

What I’m doing with my life

up. wander. sex. bed. repeat.

not looking for anybody, my bodies tend to find me on their own. got married at the national rainbow gathering in new mexico this year, and am very happy. so sex-starved/crazed-yahoos-that-can't-take-a-hint need not apply.

i model, and like working with new photographers and new concepts. if anybody's interested in doing a shoot with me, let me know, we can work out rates and whatnot.

I’m really good at

art. creating things. i also am good at getting what i want. not in the snobby-bitchy-whiney way. but if there's something that i feel like i need, i get it. especially food. accomplished food mooch.

... second reference to food. mustn't update profiles while hungry...

The first things people usually notice about me

is my smile. i smile the same way i did when i was in kindergarten... the little kid, no cares in the world smile. my sibling says i look like a tiki... and the hair. it's big and curly and has a mind of it's own. and is psuedo-dreaded at the moment.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

favorite books: dhalgren, snow crash, diamond age, any of callahan's chronicles, vonnegut, heinlin, and of course gaiman. i just love reading. movies: labyrinth, rocky horror picture show, hedwig and the angry inch, monty python, snatch, boondock saints, donnie darko, party monster, and more i'm sure... music: all. even country. foods: italian, latino, anything really. i'm human garbage disposal. (see earlier references to food)

The six things I could never do without

1. boys with hair. they'll be my undoing... 2. poni (my sister), 3. fest and costuming (both jobs, so they get combined), 4. food!, 5. internet (i'm an internet whore. and how), 6. chai lattes!

I spend a lot of time thinking about

where i'm going next, how i'm getting there, and who it'll be with!

On a typical Friday night I am

sitting on a streetcorner in a town near you! *grin*

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

i read instruction labels on *everything* before i use it. every single time. even shampoo. i like to know how you're supposed to use it, even if i end up completely ignoring what it tells me to do. i like directions, dernit. if people came with warning and instruction labels i would be in eden.

You should message me if

you want to be amused for a while, but not if you're just going to try to pick me up... i have a low tolerance for poor english, so unless it's a second language to you, there's no excuse. like, OMG, LOL, ROTFLMAO, how 'bout no... bad! chatspeak bad! *whacks with newspaper*

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