Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to do whatever makes me happy at the moment
I like to use words that don't exist in a dictionary
Cursing is pleasing to my ears, so I do shit ton of it.
I give no fucks about people's opinions about me. They aren't my
Rustling the jimmies of others is wrong, so I work to
I don't listen to much rap. Most of it is bullshit.
I am not a stereotype, though, I do enjoy stereotypical things like
fried chicken, kool-aid, and watermelon/watermelon flavored
I love to talk about anything and everything. If I know about the
subject I will share any knowledge I have. If I don't, I love to
learn from other people
I'm looking for a friend first, and a girlfriend second. I believe
that a good relationship has to have a good foundation of trust and
I occasionally, VERY occasionally roll. It's something that I feel
is a good thing when used and enjoyed responsibly.
I don't particularly like drinking. It makes people stupid. It's
another occasional activity, and I don't get drunk most
I love love LOVE marijuana, not gonna lie.
I also LOVE psychedelics. Try them with me.
I have Crohn's disease. It's not life-threatening, only
life-altering. It's not contagious. It's in control and in
remission. I'll tell you everything you want to know about it as
long as you ask nicely.
I'm a musician. I play several instruments and write my own
I'm a terrible artist. Can't draw or paint to save my life, but I
enjoy doodling nonetheless.
I have a short attention span sometimes and it gets me into
I have many best friends. I don't believe in having just one
because ALL of one's friends should be special to them.
When the world ends, and the zombie apocalypse begins, I have a
contingency plan that involves using a Wal-Mart as a safehouse. Get
in on it.
My sense of humor is kind of fucked up, kind of childish, and kind
Philosophy is a secret passion.
So is poetry.
Not so secret anymore because I just told you.
Also, this itself is a poem, though you may not see it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Health and school are my priorities.
Raving, writing tunes, and hanging with friends occupies my spare
time, of which there is too fucking much!
Sleeping fits in there somewhere. I don't get too much of it. I'm a
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not bragging. That's what this section is for.
Get to know me, and you'll learn what I'm good at and what I'm not.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm quiet. Partly from shyness and partly from my addiction to
I wear a lot of green. I love TMNT (bonus points if you know what
the acronym is and if you can name them all.)
I'm very well spoken
My teeth are unusually straight/white
I have been told that I have a glorious mustache also. That, of
course, is a matter of opinion. Not a fact.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like many books, But my favorite is Green Eggs and Ham.
I like many movies, but my favorite is TMNT II: Secret of the
I don't watch T.V., I have netflix so I watch ALL the
My mood controls my musical choice, so it differs from day to
Food is good, so I eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6.) human interaction
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When mankind will evolve and begin to display amazing abilities far
beyond what we could have ever imagined.
What my next new experience will be
How to be productive
thirst busters, and how circle k shouldn't have changed the name to
polar pop. dumb.
Unrustling the jimmies of the general population
sleep deprivation and all the silly shit you go through after 3-5
days with no sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
depends on the friday, really.
sometimes I'm raving and frying.
sometimes I'm raving and rolling
Sometimes I'm raving and sober
sometimes I'm raving mad
No matter what is going on, I'm always raving. Even after the
weekend. I may not be at parties and raves, but I'm ALWAYS raving.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am not private. Ask and you shall be told.
You should message me if
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You have the balls to do so.
If you don't have the balls to do so.
If you want to make a new friend.
If you feel like we would both benefit from an intelligent,
If you like cartoons.
Fuck it, just message me. I don't care about match ratings or any
of that shit. I just wanna get to know people and make new friends
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