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roev83

31 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:53pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Masters program
Job
Management
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I make a ton of stale jokes. I can remember what happened in all of the worst 80s movies, what I had to eat on my 3rd grade field trip, and the Carmen Sandiego theme song, but where I put my keys? Not a clue.

I like to make impulse buys. Especially books and movies. I play basketball and golf whenever I get the chance. I eat a lot of pizza, and there's nothing better than a good gin or bourbon.

I hate coffee and seafood. But, I love sushi. Don't even try and figure that one out.

I love going to museums, but I haven't been to the zoo or aquarium in generations.

I'm a big sports fan, and usually don't answer my phone during games. But, I've mastered the use of my DVR, so we'll see how that works out.

I used to live in Seattle. I'll summarize it for you, SAT style.
Seattle:Chicago::Smurfs:Duck Tales.

I have the most comfortable couch known to man. It's way better than lawn furniture...not that I would know....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I once convinced a group of people I was a porcupine trainer at the aquarium. I meant to say porpoise trainer, but, hey, they bought it. I recently transitioned from aerospace to management consulting. Still not sure how I pulled that off.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling out empty essays. Playing the piano and bagpipes. High fives. Thumb wars. Dominating board games.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think this is code for, "Brag about yourself".

I'm basically the white version of Vince Vaughn or Jason Segel.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Just bought The Giver. I like to pretend I'm going to the bookstore for something about cultures of developing countries or a classic novel, and then walk out with teen fiction.

I have impeccable taste in music. Or is it atrocious. I always get those words mixed up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I prefer atypical Fridays. The ones with no expectations that turn randomly awesome. I'm happy doing about anything from a hockey game, board game night, the theater, a street fest, to even not doing a damn thing and just watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like sports and other guy stuff. However, there are unconfirmed rumors that I own more chick flicks than my sister.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can explain to me what things like shallots are, so I don't look like a fool.

A splash of intelligence and creativity never hurt anyone. Or anyone smart.