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  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
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6′ 4″ (1.93m)
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Masters program
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Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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I make a ton of stale jokes. I can remember what happened in all of the worst 80s movies, what I had to eat on my 3rd grade field trip, and the Carmen Sandiego theme song, but where I put my keys? Not a clue.

I like to make impulse buys. Especially books and movies. Pizza is life, and there's nothing better than a good gin or bourbon.

I hate coffee and seafood. But, I love sushi. Don't even try and figure that one out.

I love going to museums, but I haven't been to the zoo or aquarium in generations.

I'm a big sports fan, and usually don't answer my phone during games. But, I've mastered the use of my DVR, so we'll see how that works out.

I used to live in Seattle. I'll summarize it for you, SAT style.

I have the most comfortable couch known to man. It's way better than lawn furniture...not that I would know....
What I’m doing with my life
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I once convinced a group of people I was a porcupine trainer at the aquarium. I meant to say porpoise trainer, but, hey, they bought it. I recently transitioned from aerospace to management consulting. Still not sure how I pulled that off.
I’m really good at
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Filling out empty essays. Playing the piano and bagpipes. High fives. Thumb wars. Dominating board games.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I think this is code for, "Brag about yourself".

I'm basically the white version of Vince Vaughn or Jason Segel.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Just bought The Giver. I like to pretend I'm going to buy something about cultures of developing countries or a classic novel, and then walk out with teen fiction.

I have impeccable taste in music. Or is it atrocious. I always get those words mixed up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I prefer atypical Fridays. The ones with no expectations that turn randomly awesome. I'm happy doing about anything from a hockey game, board game night, the theater, a street fest, to even not doing a damn thing and just watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like sports and other guy stuff. However, there are unconfirmed rumors that I own more chick flicks than my sister.
You should message me if
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You can explain to me what things like shallots are, so I don't look like a fool.

A splash of intelligence and creativity never hurt anyone.