I make a ton of stale jokes. I remember the plot lines to Full House, what I had to eat on my 3rd grade field trip, and the Carmen Sandiego theme song, but where I put my keys? Not a clue.

I like to make impulse buys. Especially books and movies. I play basketball and golf whenever I get the chance. I eat a lot of pizza, and there's nothing better than a good gin or bourbon.

I hate coffee and seafood. But, I love sushi. Don't even try and figure that one out.

I love going to museums, but I haven't been to the zoo or aquarium here in ages.

I'm a big sports fan, and usually don't answer my phone during games. But, I've mastered the use of my DVR, so we'll see how that works out.

I lived in Seattle for the last 3 years. I'll summarize it for you, SAT style.
Seattle:Chicago::Smurfs:Duck Tales.

I have the most comfortable couch known to man. It's way better than lawn furniture...not that I would know....

I once convinced a group of people I was a porcupine trainer at the aquarium. I meant to say porpoise trainer, but, hey, they bought it. I recently transitioned from designing airplanes to management consulting. Still not sure how I pulled that off.

Filling out empty essays. Playing the piano and bagpipes. High fives. Thumb wars. Dominating board games.

I think this is code for, "Brag about yourself".

I'm basically the white version of Vince Vaughn or Jason Segel.

Just bought World War Z. I like to pretend I'm going to the bookstore for something about cultures of developing countries or a classic novel, and then walk out with a book about zombies.

I have impeccable taste in music. Or is it atrocious. I always get those words mixed up.

I prefer atypical Fridays. The ones with no expectations that turn randomly awesome. I'm happy doing about anything from a hockey game, board game night, the theater, a street fest, to even not doing a damn thing and just watching a movie.

I like sports and other guy stuff. However, there are unconfirmed rumors that I own more chick flicks than my sister.

You can explain to me what things like shallots are, so I don't look like a fool.

A splash of intelligence and creativity never hurt anyone either.