Like most people, I'm mostly made of carbon. That said, I'm also a psychic vampire from the future. I also like cats, tacos, electricity, and coupons.
Also Bernie Sanders for President. That is all.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing music and teaching children about egg safety.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
Either my long ears or fluffy tail.. or how lewdly I talk about
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything with social allegory
Movies: Donny Darko
Shows: The Office, Battlestar Galactica, Impractical Jokers
Music: Anything except rap and country.
Food: Carrots, cabbage, celery, anything I can get to before the
farmer catches me
The six things I could never do without
Yakisoba, clocks, refrigerators, wallets, slippers, and coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
DnD, the higgs boson, minor-major-7 chords, Mortal Kombat, mortal
combat, and animals wearing hats.
EDIT: Well they found the Higgs. So now it's extradimensional space
and its relevance to why gravity is so weak.
On a typical Friday night I am
Masturbating or out causing havoc. FUCKING HAVOC!!@#%!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a wizard. I have a cat named Hamshanks. My favorite pokemon is
Bulbasaur. I eat fingers. Butterfingers.
You should message me if
-If you're not a bitch or you own an adult-sized bigwheels.
-If you want a pet rabbit.
-If you appreciate polynomials.