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roflbunny

27 M Enkenbach-Alsenborn, Germany

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Military
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Chinese (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Like most people, I'm mostly made of carbon. That said, I'm also a psychic vampire from the future. I also like cats, tacos, electricity, and coupons.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing music and teaching children about egg safety.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scrabble.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Either my long ears or fluffy tail.. or how lewdly I talk about physics.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything with social allegory

Movies: Donny Darko

Shows: The Office, Battlestar Galactica, Impractical Jokers

Music: Anything except rap and country.

Food: Carrots, cabbage, celery, anything I can get to before the farmer catches me
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Yakisoba, clocks, refrigerators, wallets, slippers, and coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
DnD, the higgs boson, minor-major-7 chords, Mortal Kombat, mortal combat, and animals wearing hats.

EDIT: Well they found the Higgs. So now it's extradimensional space and its relevance to why gravity is so weak.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Masturbating or out causing havoc. FUCKING HAVOC!!@#%!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a wizard. I have a cat named Hamshanks. My favorite pokemon is Bulbasaur. I eat fingers. Butterfingers.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-If you're not a bitch or you own an adult-sized bigwheels.

-If you want a pet rabbit.

-If you appreciate polynomials.