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roflbunny

27 Enkenbach-Alsenborn, Germany Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Military
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Chinese (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Like most people, I'm mostly made of carbon. That said, I'm also a psychic vampire from the future. I also like cats, tacos, electricity, and coupons.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing music and teaching children about egg safety.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scrabble.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Either my long ears or fluffy tail.. or how lewdly I talk about physics.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything with social allegory

Movies: Donny Darko

Shows: The Office, Battlestar Galactica, Impractical Jokers

Music: Anything except rap and country.

Food: Carrots, cabbage, celery, anything I can get to before the farmer catches me
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Yakisoba, clocks, refrigerators, wallets, slippers, and coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
DnD, the higgs boson, minor-major-7 chords, Mortal Kombat, mortal combat, and animals wearing hats.

EDIT: Well they found the Higgs. So now it's extradimensional space and its relevance to why gravity is so weak.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Masturbating or out causing havoc. FUCKING HAVOC!!@#%!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a wizard. I have a cat named Hamshanks. My favorite pokemon is Bulbasaur. I eat fingers. Butterfingers.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-If you're not a bitch or you own an adult-sized bigwheels.

-If you want a pet rabbit.

-If you appreciate polynomials.

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