Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
***NOTE: Despite what my photos might indicate, I am not a smoker.
I probably have 2 cigarettes per YEAR at most.***
"In a world where finding a mate is no small feat, some
Anglerfishes have evolved an extraordinary strategy. The tiny male
angler searches for a female by smell, then bites into her and
becomes permanently attached. Eventually his mouth fuses to her
body, his gut degenerates, his blood vessels merge with hers and he
becomes little more than an attached sperm sac available at any
time to fertilize her eggs. In some species females have several
males embedded in their bodies."
You want commitment, ladies? Are you sure??
Amphibious intellectual: (noun) A person who loves self-enrichment,
learning about the world, and pursuing truth, but who can also fit
easily in a sportsbar or other less intellectual crowds. Or maybe
just a smart fucking frog.
I grew up fiercely rejecting my family's hyperintellectual
tendencies, instead throwing myself into sports and comedy in order
to define myself separately from them. However, the older I get the
more I find that I was also largely rejecting a significant part of
my own true identity. When I was a child, my mother did not like
the idea of me being left-handed and would pay me a dime every time
I wrote the alphabet with my right. Although naturally it didn't
work, growing up with not just a mother but a world that catered to
right-handers made me ambidextrous in a number of different ways.
Nature made me left-handed but I was nurtured to be right. This
same idea made me an amphibious intellectual. These days I'm likely
to watch a baseball game (go Phillies!) and then an episode of
Jeopardy. Or perhaps to hear some classical music followed by a
trip to a bar to joke with friends. My most intellectual friends
don't get the sports and the joking; my blue-collar friends don't
understand NPR or Jeopardy. I'm looking for someone else like me
who gets both and could hang out with either group. Can anyone out
I am funny, serious, and contradictory
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Piano, songwriting, massage, impressions
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look like someone they know.
Also, that I look conservative. Then they realize the book cover
may say "How to Succeed in Business" but inside there's a copy of
"How to Talk Dirty and Influence People."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Klay, Shawshank Redemption,
Big Fish, The Godfather, The Risk Pool (really anything by
More recently, I really loved Martha Marcy Mae Marlene.
TV: Deadwood is still my favorite show of all time. Currently, I
love the shit out of Louie. Absolutely brilliant. And okay, I watch
Downton Abbey. I hope that does not reduce my manliness.
Food: I love all kinds of ethnic food, though sushi is pretty low
on the list.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6. Laughing til I'm crying
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get paid to do what I love (even more than I already do)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying in, gotta work Saturday morning.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're smart, interesting, and fun. You have a playful mind. The
way to my heart is through my brain. Physical attraction is
important, but people look more or less attractive depending on how
they interact with you on a mental level. Physical connection,
mental connection-- this is a false dichotomy. They're
I would love it if you were, personality-wise, a mix of Diane
Chambers and Mary Crawley. I have a weakness for women who are
intellectual and guarded, but turn out to be soft and sensitive and
striving to be more open. I don't know why.
But I probably don't know what I want so feel free to ignore the
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