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33 New York, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 8:24pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of Post grad
English, Spanish (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finding patterns in a stochastic process that doesn't have (m)any.

Too many years in Bolivia to be American. Too many years in the US to be Bolivian. Thus, i'm from the internet. This comes with many tax advantages and about as many complications at the immigration booth in airports. Alas, I'm doing nothing with my life that really takes advantage of all those facts. What can ya do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Burritos. in fact, i am a burrito connoisseur.

Just like half the city, i'm really good at being unique.

Pushing buttons.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite thing to complain about is how i hate to pick
favorites. meta, huh?

That said, I've watched top gun way too many times. I
subscribe to the Tarantino interpretation of top gun being
a metaphor for a gay man coming out of the closet. So there.

Post- stuff. As in post-punk. "I like their older stuff, man." That kinda thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Aliteration and women with ways with words. Quirky quixotic quips.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I secretly wish i were Ira Glass.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Say hi. I'll reply -- especially if we have a high match percentage. Call me new-fashioned but i think it is a good indicator.