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36 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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Indian, White
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Christianity, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Hindi (Okay), Urdu (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
we meet rohan at his tastefully appointed home in brooklyn . he has graciously consented to grant us an interview .

ESQ : "do you usually give interviews totally naked ?"
RJ : "well doing laundry once in two weeks does curtail my wardrobe options . also , ich bin half austrian like bruno"

ESQ : "so what's a guy like you doing on okcupid ?"
RJ : "your hollywood movies show that a guy that looks like bill murray could pick up chicks like scarlet johanson at bars . i discovered this was all lies ... i was forced to go online !"

ESQ : "and what are you with doing your life now?"
RJ : "well once my political emigre status was accepted by the lovely people at the INS (aka H1 visa) , i decided to meet with other radicals , intellectuals and artists . unfortunately i picked advertising to continue my artistic endeavors . my coworkers are like republican presidential candidates , but with less scruples"

ESQ : "so rohan , what is your idea of a great friday night ?"
RJ : "depends on how many wii titles i can pick"
ESQ : "we mean out ... on a date"
RJ : "oh . well , somewhere where there's no suits , hipsters , NYU frat boys and no one who can call my bluff on the schmaltz i spin . and preferably no bill murray , that guy kills a dude's chances"

ESQ : "what do you look for in a woman ?"
RJ : "well after simple procreative compatibility has been established ... 1. she doesn't luuurve the alchemist or have a JK rowling poster in her bedroom 2. she NEVER messes with my gym time 3. humour is like air to her 4. she looks great in jeans , or at least my friends think she does 5. she won't tell my buddies that i've watched every episode of gilmore girls 6. i was totally kidding about the gym thing , although i probably shouldn't be"

ESQ : "what advice would you give ladies registered with okcupid ?"
RJ : "restrict yourself to one picture of your pet in your profile , offer to cover the tab our first evening out , remember that not ALL our jokes can be gems , and carrying pepper spray is never a bad idea"

ESQ : "thank you for your time"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
ad man . keeps me out of trouble . mostly
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
frightening strangers in bars with geopolitical anarchistic conjecture , visiting witch museums that use old gap mannequins , organizing my fridge by date of expiry , ALMOST buying things online , emotionally blackmailing friends
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
im usually the one they pull aside for random searches at airports . or the fact that my hairline rivals the pelt of a mature otter .
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
things : pretentious literature , cult movies , fake indie rock'n'r , girly cocktails , airplane food , spooning , elderly dogs , talking about old video games , seinfeld , wikipedia , scrabble , pigtails , doodling , tintin , warm rain on indian mountainsides

reading now : MIDDLESEX . defeated me : GLASS BEAD GAME and ULYSSES (6 tries at least) . fav books : MIDNIGHT'S CHILDREN , FRANNY & Z , BRIDESHEAD REV . fav authors : john irving / wodehouse / tom sharp , etc etc ! just read : THE BELL JAR and a CONFED OF DUNCES

movies : wes anderson , apato , kubrik , ridley , etc . amelie , royal Ts , FB day off , dark city , old school , H's angry inch ...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- fresh garlic and ginger
- wikipedia
- ice in my cocktail
- angel dust
- the G train (unfortunately)
- currently obsessed with my electric pencil sharpener
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- smart come-backs that come to me 4 hours later (duly noted and saved for use next time)
- compiling top 10 lists in my head
- trying to figure out mulholland drive
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying to organize a friend-posse of mixed background and skills to partake in activities that go well with conspicuous alcohol consumption , like : karaoke , trivia night , 80s dancing , bocce ball , pool , wing eating competitions , etc .

somethings , i discovered , do NOT go so well with conspicuous alcohol consumption : client presentations , using an exacto-knife on stiff cardboard , arguing with the police , asking for a loan , successful coitus , etc .
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
im a closet claustrophile . no pun intended
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a fun person that wants to meet another fun person . i'm not really that bothered about how you look (within reason) , but PLEASE DON'T come out on a first date and be boring and a debbie downer .

disclaimer : i DO tend to smoke when i drink . am trying to quit , but haven't managed yet ...

PS - no , I'm not interested in a threesome , thanks .